To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

People who ignore or "forget" to reply to my WhatsApp messages.

Being given 3 months of bills because the person in charge of bills is a lazy fuck. Going to transfer what I think is owed on the due date in future.

@EvieBoo2

Don't let Arseholes like that get you down in life.

How dare people judge your looks/appearence.!

I can amagine those kinds of people are extremly insecure themselves.

There personalities are very ugly.
And i don't think even for a second you are unactractive.

I have had similar experience in which I was mistaken for being a male.
I am female.

I think you have low self Cofindence like myself
and certain individuals like your ex boss etc,can sense this like a shark.

I am going to find out about having Cognitive behavioural Therapy/hypnotherapy ,counselling to work on improve my self esteem/social anxiety.
I know these therapies are effective beneficial.

Also hyonotherapy cause its works on semi conscious level, it be effective on deeper level.

I think these kinds of therapies could be beneficial for you too.

And I know counselling you can get free and CBT aswell,I don't know if hypnotherapy is available on NHS.

Homeschool (from a teacher's point of view)
All of the S.N.P.
Being a canary next week (you will have to be in a Scottish Teachers Union to get that)
My broken washing machine.
No more TES forums
A very sore abscess and not much in the way of dental care

Having to go to work
Pt job which isn't even pt
Shitty ungrateful kids at work
Difficult teenager at home
Fucking lockdown
Chronic fatigue
Chronic pain
Being unfit
Not being able to run

Husband being a dick

Katie Price
Tom Allen
Nicola Sturgeon
Vaccine deniers
Vaccine braggers
My fat belly
Winter

Dog owners who let their dogs shit on the pavement/in the park and just leave it....
Covid
Bickering Politicians - all as bad as one another
Absolute bellends who speed down our 20mph street
Anti vaxxers who still believe that childhood vaccines cause autism..yawn
Already wealthy people winning the lottery
Airhead influencers flogging dangerous diet pills and crap protein shakes for weight loss
People who drop litter - you are also bellends...

I think that's it for now!

[quote thosetalesofunexpected]@EvieBoo2

Don't let Arseholes like that get you down in life.

How dare people judge your looks/appearence.!

I can amagine those kinds of people are extremly insecure themselves.

There personalities are very ugly.
And i don't think even for a second you are unactractive.

I have had similar experience in which I was mistaken for being a male.
I am female.

I think you have low self Cofindence like myself
and certain individuals like your ex boss etc,can sense this like a shark.

I am going to find out about having Cognitive behavioural Therapy/hypnotherapy ,counselling to work on improve my self esteem/social anxiety.
I know these therapies are effective beneficial.

Also hyonotherapy cause its works on semi conscious level, it be effective on deeper level.

I think these kinds of therapies could be beneficial for you too.

And I know counselling you can get free and CBT aswell,I don't know if hypnotherapy is available on NHS.[/quote]
Thank you so much for taking the time to reply to my post. It means a lot to me xx

Having to decide what’s for tea every god damn night.
The endless pots that accumulate on top of the dishwasher whilst it’s on.
Not being able to do my job properly from home.
The North/ South divide.
Next-door-but-one’s dog that yaps outside at 11pm and 7am each day including the weekend ( and throughout the day but I can cope with that).

Covid
Covid restrictions- especially for funerals.
The media who lazily refer to schools being shut. They aren't.

I can't fucking wait for the teachers to be back in though. Ours are WFH. TAs are in (including me).
Odd socks
Our sodding evergreen hedge
Pigeon shit
Cooking, cleaning, washing on a loop
The fact I can no longer buy my favourite brand (Bolsts) of green masala paste. All others are a poor imitation. I'd rather not make it from scratch.

Fuck off evening TV, and dark evenings bored of you both.
And the extra stone I seem to be carrying.
Finally having a week off to catch up on everything I neglected last half term and then being unwell. That can fuck off too. hardly eaten and still didn't lose any weight. Grrr

Baked cheesecake

The DfE
Mud and rain
Boredom
Wound up, hysterical children
Housework
Stupid foil covers on shower gel under the cap that WILL NOT OPEN
Messy buggers trashing my house
Food shopping again as it's all run out

@loubieloo4

My DH's (40) cancer Planning for his death Watching my dc suffer Cancer as a whole Covid Hospital wait times due to COVID Lack of one to one appointments due to covid Loneliness

Happy to chat anytime

EasyJet for constantly changing my DD flights to my wedding she may now not be able to come
Customers taking the piss and speaking to me like I’m dirt
The NHS for cancelling my urgent treatment again
The idiots ignoring lockdown and dragging it out for the rest of us
The stupid old cow who everyday lets her out of control off lead dogs harass me and my dogs on our walk

Germany
Homeschooling
Eddie Izzard

@Alonelonelyloner
I read that as one sentence. Visions of Eddie sitting at a Victorian style school desk being educated via zoom.....

Nicola Sturgeon
My neighbour letting her dog shite everywhere and not picking it up. Also the collection of full poo bags when the notion does take her to lift it all decorating her doorstep
My mum being poorly
Garden centres being shut
Feeling fat
In fact just life in general!

-The SDLT holiday.
-Being unable to mention plans without someone saying COVID will stop it. Can’t I just dream?
-Cooking and meal planning.
-The person who lets their dog crap on our front garden.

Mark Drakeford
Vaughan Gething
Keir Starmer
Nicola Sturgeon
Ian Blackford
Jeremy Vine
Dr Sarah Jarvis x10000000
Phillip Scholfield
Holly Willoughby
Alison Hammond

My boyfriends covid. He has no symptoms at all but has tested positive every 3 days for a month now so is still on house arrest (not UK so he has an asbo-style electronic tag)

First period post miscarriage

My neighbors deliveries always coming to my house

Richard Keys and Andy Grey

The hard skin on my feet that no matter what I do, turns into elephant skin within hours of me getting rid of it all

Insomnia

The tosser currently revving his car outside my window

Punctures. 6 in 2 years. Annoying, twattjng things.

My second bedding set. I like my main one best and it’s in the wash. My spare one isn’t as good.

Arthritis & Fibromyalgia.
Anxiety.
Nicola Sturgeon & the SNP.
The loony left.
Harry & Meghan.
Poverty.
Jacob Rees-Mogg & most of the Tory party.
Wokeism.

Nicola Sturgeon
London mayor and his closed roads and cycle lanes
Jeremy Vine and his fancy woman Dr Sarah Jarvis
Ritchie on Travel
Angela Scanlon over use of naturalistic, it’s natural ffs
Being the loneliest person in a room full of people so to speak

Boris
Macron
Slow EU Covid vaccinations (2022 anyone?)
Curfew
Stupid supermarkets that are heaving in the afternoon due to said curfew Brexshit
Brexshit subsections;

• Agreement for reciprocal driving licence exchange system (current lack thereof)
• WARP and the necessity to make a 200 miles round trip to get my fingerprints taken
• companies that have still not got their shit sorted and won't deliver to EU

Health insurance Mortgage insurance - a year so far to process a claim Most of my body which is completely fucked Pain Not sleeping because of pain Feeling shit everyday because of not sleeping HCPs who cancel/expect me to come 3 hours early with no notice Annoying neighbours 'Friend' from years ago who I rashly accepted on FB and will not leave me alone Never being alone at home Email scammers telling me my virus protection software has expired Telephone scammers Masks