To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

Facebook
Bad weather
Winter
Covid
Getting old
Insomnia

I would like to add some to the list please.

Sciatica
Both the new manager and the new deputy manager (who have been 'making their presence known but have now crossed the line into what I'm pretty sure is some illegal working practices, like dictating where we can and can't go on our unpaid breaks, and also mandating that we can't take said breaks until certain tasks are completed, which can take up to 8 hours (12 hour shifts, entitled to breaks every four hours)

@Sausageroll67

Mark Drakeford Vaughan Gething Keir Starmer Nicola Sturgeon Ian Blackford Jeremy Vine Dr Sarah Jarvis x10000000 Phillip Scholfield Holly Willoughby Alison Hammond

@Sausage67. An excellent list. Where shall they all fuck off to?

Tinnitus
Anaemia
Fibroids
Insomnia
Night sweats
Migraines
Fatigue
And the biggest fuck off ever to my reproductive system in general. I mean thanks for the kids, I really mean it, but since Perimenopause you've really turned on me, you're making my life hell, and you really need to fuck right off.

A lot of companies who are giving crap service at the moment because of Covid... but have been since the first lockdown a year ago.

Kids fighting.

Boris can do one.

Online working.

@Lounielou4 and LakieLady - so sorry.

The twisted and antiquated house buying system in England
HMRC for suddenly telling me I owe them £159 and it’s overdue
The dozy woman in the chemist’s
Colonoscopies
The calories in crisps
Dishwashers
Bloody public service announcements
People who make Zoom meetings overrun
My leg hair, for growing faster than the pile of bottles in my recycling bin

SFLC - Student Loamns Company
Scammy phone calls