To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

The Guardian
The Telegraph
The Mail
The Times
Nigel Farage
BoJo the Clown
People who say snowflake
Racist idiots

The Sun
The BBC

In no particular order-
The rest of this decade.
Empty grocery store shelves.
My incompetent pharmacy who can’t read.
Cancer.
Nose flashers. They are STILL out there!!
Nosey neighbours/Covid police.
Mumsnet users who deliberately say horrible things for no reason whatsoever.
Depression.
Low hanging lamps when playing VR.
Adverts about Covid when you’re watching something to take it off your mind entirely.
Cancelled holiday plans.
People who won’t even try to socially distance.
Home schooling.
Weight gain during lockdowns.
Winter - mud and wet and fucking miserable.
The man who dumps dog poo in my bin every week and doesn’t tie up the bag properly.
All the assholes who don’t pick up after their dogs at all.
Easter eggs. I’m not ready to look forward.
People who find positive things in everything.
People who find negative things in everything.
My house. Sick to death of every little bit of it.
My neighbourhood - too many bored people causing havoc.
Too many people treating grocery stores like a day out, no need to bring 4 kids of teenage age!
People who bring the entire world grocery shopping and then flash their noses and walk NEXT to each other, leaving everyone else to wait!!!
People who walk slowly when exiting the shop, casually scanning their receipt to make sure it’s correct and blocking my way. Let’s just get out ASAP!
Lovely cashiers who try to talk to me when I’m struggling to hear due to their mask and mine.
Rude people. Did we always have this many?!??

Asd
Camhs/child mental health services
Car problems
Returning after maternity leave discrimination
Coming to terms being abused
House prices
Unfairness
Having nothing and doing everything
Studying deadlines
Servere allergies
Homeschooling
Sleepless nights

Minecraft
Youtubers who play Minecraft
My own laziness
Toys all over the floor
My complete cunt of a manager
The inability to dye my hair myself
Homefuckingschooling

Wanker employers who balls up your wages
February less 40% twats
I need wine, chocolate!

@loubieloo4 @LakieLady

Fuck:
Covid
Boris
Cancer
Video calls
Work redundancies
My tum, on week 4 of c25k why am I not thin
Ryan's parents on his fucking toy review channel
Some other horrific youtuber called tussy.
Home learning.

That's all for now.

Harry and Meghan
Non-stop bloody rain
Covid adverts
Covid news
Lockdown exit goalposts constantly retreating
Grumpy husband.

Has someone said zoom quizzes?
And friends asking me to do happy birthday video messages to their husbands/kids/parents etc .

The person who touched every bloody packet of tomatoes in the supermarket before putting one in the trolley.

February half term with absolutely know where to go and shit weather.

Dominic fucking Cummings. I am still angry but more at Boris and his cronies trying to make the inexcusable accusable.

My phone's autocorrect.

My neighbour's sound system
My neighbour's choice of music he plays on said sound system
Price of detached houses in my area
My family's inability to decide what to eat
My family's inability to all like the same meal
Not ever being in the house on my own, there is always someone else here
Not being able to go shopping for a new pair of jeans

Video calls.
Admin.
Rain.
Mud.
Forgetfulness.
DH leaning over me.

The majority of people I used to work with, who were bloody horrible to me one way or another.

Snidey bitches.

Men of nearly seventy who narrow their eyes at me like little girls in junior school, and expect me to be afraid.

The people who think I should move in with my elderly dad - who doesn't even like me - and be his drudge for the rest of my life.

Men who think they can make rules for my private life when they hardly even know me.

Fucking dangerous Bradford taxi drivers who pull out in front of me so I have to slam all on - twice yesterday, once so badly that I found myself screaming "You're a DICK! A fucking dangerous DICK!"

Crap game shows on TV, with unfunny presenters
People who are always called celebrities,and you don't know who they are, or why they exist.
People who consistently post photo's of a couple of walks they go on in my small village, they all have the same field and trees on and two horses in the field, and a close up of some leaves on a couple of trees. and if they ever come across some dog poo, they will photo that as well.

People who say that they follow someone on instagram whatever, are they sheep brained.

The massive hunk of cat’s meat I dropped and which the cat is now rather forlornly eating off the utility room floor.

Parcel2Go
Yodel
Collect+
who between them are either incapable of delivering parcels due to sheer bloody negligence or even worse theft.

People who sniff, snort, spit or chew loudly
Boris fuckwit
Greasy Gove
Cu*tface Cummings
Every Tory
The DUP
Sinn Fein
The inexplicable disappearance of Smarties
The 6 year old next door who screams at bedtime and should a 6 year old still be up at 10:20?
Next door's dog which sounds like someone scraping their nails down a blackboard
Dog shit
The cost of Asda deliveries
PIP customers who are on full awards but in and out of prison- boil my piss
People who lean across me in the supermarket because they are unable to wait a nano second or say excuse me
Paypal wanting to send codes now. FFS I use you to speed things up and I do not want to have to look for and charge my phone
Having to think of something for tea every bloody night
How fast my tea break goes
People using bath sheets instead of towels because they take so long to tumble dry
People who bring mugs into the kitchen just as the last dish has been put away
People who make themselves a cup of tea and don't offer me one
Bloody hell. This iscathartic.
No wonder I have such high blood pressure

Boris Fucking Johnson
Brexshit
Dominic Cummings
Jacob Rees Mogg
Gavin Williamson
Dominic Raab
Harry & Meghan
Donald Trump
Lockdown
Twats wearing their face masks under their noses (Wear it properly you twat!)
The Bloody Amazon Woman who keeps ringing up
My Hermes
Bastard Cat who meows to go out then just sits looking outside when you open the door
The same Bastard cat who goes upstairs and leaves muddy paw prints all over the bed after finally deciding to go out and then comes back in

That's it for now.

I'd also like to add Hermes for claiming they attempted delivery when (unless they are a ninja or the size of a flea) absolutely never came near our house.

And Frankie Boyle. Twat.

Menopause weight gain. WTAF.

So sorry @loubieloo4

Changing the bin bag😬

@loubieloo4

My DH's (40) cancer Planning for his death Watching my dc suffer Cancer as a whole Covid Hospital wait times due to COVID Lack of one to one appointments due to covid Loneliness

@loubieloo4 I'm so sorry. I'm in the same boat.

My husband's rare cancer.
NICE having withdrawn the only bearable cancer drug because patients are living too long on it, and it's expensive.
Waiting for test results.
Only having cancer appointments by phone due to Covid.
Having to make a list of stuff I'm going to have to deal with alone.
Also planning for his death.
Covid rules stopping me from seeing my son and daughter.
Anxiety.
Depression.
The utter fear that is my life.

Other things that can fuck right off too -
Nicola Sturgeon
Keir Starmer
"Influencers" - get a proper job!
Reality TV

@Loubieloo4

I just had to vent today.
@Bunnyfuller I nearly did spit the wine on my (shit, Asus) keyboard from your post. But why Ricky Gervais?

@Hailtomyteeth, yes those 70yo men can indeed fuck right off, also any in their 40s, 50s or 60s in training for being misogynistic patronising twats in their old age.

Great to see the cummings episode didn't go unnoticed by many. Gives me slight hope for the country's political future.

HMRC and other tax authorities expecting freelancers to pay income tax atm, please fuck yourselves in every available orifice, many thanks.

Back to the Jonathan Pie vids I go.

Oh yes.....and Phill Jupitus. What is the point of that man?