To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

Working from home
Not being able to do my actual role when I am at work
Face masks
My laptop
Like OP passwords & the BBC

Winter
Doing the same things every day
Clothes shopping online - bloody sizing never logical
Getting older and less pretty
Hairdressers being closed
My demanding Mother

@LakieLady God sorry that must suck

I realise that mine are rather petty!!

Anxiety
My brain.
Covid
Remembering passwords.
Certain people.
Cancer
Sadness.

Dominic Raab
Matt Hancock
Robert Jenrick
Grant Shapps
Boris Johnson
Anyone Trump either by birth or marriage
Republicans
Daily Mail
Brexit
Daily Mail
Lockdown police on MN

@PyjamaFan its all thw stuff of life - forgot the getting less pretty thing can I add it to mine?

also having to be in an 'up' mood with my work team check-ins

Johnston
Covid
Trump
Biden
The hellish misogyny in the world
Socially liberal hypocrites
My car's gearshift
My husband impatience with literally everything
My SPD and back injury from years ago that the doctors won't take seriously, leaving me in constant pain.
My house that seems to get one thing fix then 5 more things pop up.

My team member who has to be reminded daily what her password is and how to open a spreadsheet

New neighbour downstairs from us (house converted into 4 flats) who seems to think the communal areas are overflow storage for all her random crap

Bastard seagulls pecking my window constantly

My shower has broken and the earliest I can get a new one fitted is Friday

Rain
Mud
Cold
Endless meal planning
Endless cooking
Sorting out everyone else’s problems
Vets charging extortionate amounts for medication
Hot flushes at night waking me up
Clearing up everyone’s mess

loubieloo4

Lockdown

Celibacy

Gender woo

The utter fucking financial meltdown that will ensue after all this covid bollocks is over, it can already fuck right off and die.

My fringe

That little yappy dog that lives over the road that’s always making a racket.

@AKissAndASmile

I quite like Amazon

Me too. The stock has done brilliantly and made us a lot of money.

My fuck off list:

Donald Trump
Massive winter snowstorms every three to four days

@Stovetopespresso

It really sucks doesn't it. I knew I would go grey and age but wasn't expecting to become ugly.

@AnarchicLemming nothing has even put a glimmer of a smile on my face all day until your post. So thank you for making me laugh.

Also numerous indecipherable new laws and forms can be happily slotted in between EU institutions and Amazon

My job
The filling I need
The cost of the filling
My lockdown podge
Schools being closed

Oh and

Winter

Covid nazis who grass people up for needing to live.

The fact that I still need to fetch some milk from the shop.

My fringe again.

My tosser solicitor
Our tosser buyers
My tossing RA carnage knees
Tossing auto tossing correct trying to correct tosser
Tossing packing
Tossing cleaning
Tossing MAFS Australia being almost finished
Tosser Boris and Tosser Rees Mogg
Tossing cooking, and thinking what to cook every tossing day of my tossing life
Tossing lockdown
Tossing more people shielding, you can fuck off, I’m not tossing shielding
Ricky Gervais

2020
2021
Influencers selling crap
Gemma Collins
Rylan
Mrs hinch
EU

My bastard leaking roof
My sticky kitchen floor because the mop bucket lives under a hole in the bastard leaking roof.
My neighbours and their constant stream of visitors, smoking weed all day and stinking out our house
Whatever dog or cat keeps shitting on my doorstep
The speed the gas meter spins with the bastard heating on, that can fuck right off.
The diet I’ve been on a year and a half and still a fat bastard - Salad can fuck off and all. I want chips.
Colleagues phoning and letting it ring until answered because they want a non essential task doing immediately and there’s no internal voicemail. I’M HAVING A POO GO AWAY

That felt therapeutic.

2020
Teams meetings
People who drag out Teams meetings
People who call unnecessary Teams meetings
Lockdown
Freezing temperatures

@loubieloo4, Makes my silly irritations pale into significance. Sending a hug and wishing you strength x

Covid
Covid slogans
Laundry
Most 'celebs ' on tv.
Having to pay for parking in town
Boris's terrible hair
Food shopping (which has gone up in price a lot )
Friends who ' humble brag '

Boris
Brexit
2020
2021
Work ignoring my out of office and phoning/emailing me on leave
Cleaning
Cooking
Laundry
Rain
Cold
Muddy walks in rain and cold
My hair
Zoom/Teams and the rest of them

Ooh this is cathartic but confirms my suspicions that I am a miserable old sod

Cancer
My ex husband
Needing a haircut
Spammy phonecallers
Neighbours trees
Neighbours noise
Neighbours
My laziness
My procrastinating
The thought of going back to the office
My bathroom scales
My too tight clothes
Spiders