To be worried about DH??

[fishandchipswilly]

For starters this isn't a troll. I'm very embarrassed to be having to post this here because none of my friends have a fucking clue.
Dh's willy smells of fish and chips. It started two days ago and to be honest i'm a bit worried.
The only thing fishy he's eaten is some mackerel on toast for breakfast four days ago so it can't be that surely??
I can't cope with his smelly willy. It's putting me off sex. It's gross.
It isn't affecting his performance but it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy that it's making me want to leave him!!!
What do I do About Dhs Smelly Willy??? for fucks sake I dont want to have to fucking post this!!!

Classic😂this thread is still going.
DS is appalled that women are discussing men’s todgers in such an offhand way.
He asked me if I’d wash his cap- I said I’d post in AIBU and see the abuse he’d get.. Esp as he said “
That’s what mums are for😂

So pleased to see that this thread still has (skate) wings.

Couldn't miss one last oppor-tuna-ty.

I'll get my coat...

@Friendsoftheearth

LTF

@Daffodil1967 , I actually meant dauphinoise potatoes but it has def lost the pun now

@CatherinedeBourgh ,
Yep you are right but I couldnt think of the word I was looking for see above post ^^^

I suppose any fin is possible here, I’d say get rid of him.
At the end of any relationships there are always doubts and doubters.
just try not to trout yourself.

This thread has been a whelk-um diversion.

Some fantastic puns here . Do you think OP is a trawl(er )?

We should dolphinitely not scale back on the fish puns,
We must always check they’re o-fish-al.

Whale oil beef hooked. This thread has turned out to be the perfect catch. Back of the net MNHQ!

It looks like the OP was angling for glory but she shore looks like a clownfish now.

Just chippin’ in to salt through the comments & fin out how vinegar gettin’ on with this fried.