To be worried about DH??

[fishandchipswilly]

For starters this isn't a troll. I'm very embarrassed to be having to post this here because none of my friends have a fucking clue.
Dh's willy smells of fish and chips. It started two days ago and to be honest i'm a bit worried.
The only thing fishy he's eaten is some mackerel on toast for breakfast four days ago so it can't be that surely??
I can't cope with his smelly willy. It's putting me off sex. It's gross.
It isn't affecting his performance but it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy that it's making me want to leave him!!!
What do I do About Dhs Smelly Willy??? for fucks sake I dont want to have to fucking post this!!!

You have us hook, line and stinker op.

I need to step away from this thread now

It's given me a splitting haddock.

I can't think of any more fish puns.

I think we’re all floundering now.

The OP’s husband sounds like a bit of a pikey to me.

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet

You'll have to do batter than this, OP - as you can sea, no one took the bait and you're gillty of trolling. Unfortunately, Mumsnet is not the plaice for you.

Good luck with your DH. If it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fi...

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Best MN message I've seen!

He might need to see a sturgeon about that, op.

Your poor dh! Stop carping on about it!

Not sure why we're doubting the OP?

I mean any fin is possible.

These replies are brill.

Best MN message I've seen!

Yep! It's o-fish-al.

Hilarious! Can't we keep smelly willy to chip us all up??

For fish sake you can't trust anyfin around 'ere!

Whale, whale, whale. OP. Does the smell give him an endolphin rush? Maybe he's catfishing you? As long as he's sticklebacking to his story and you're dancing to his tuna you'll get the same net outcome.

Hahaha I Hope MNHQ leaves this up.

LTF

Have you got your fish in a row??

@inappropriateraspberry

I hake to be the bearer of bad newspaper cone, but the plaice to bring this up is with your husband. Cod knows what he's done, batter you ask him than us. Don't get salty, it may be small fry to him, but it's oily going to get worse.

Dont trout yourself Worra!

Sorry. I cod pieced the wrong message 🙄

You are being a bit chippy if you ask me frolicking

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Kanye...?

Look on the bright side, you have a handy covid smell test you do every morning

Once that smell goes it's off to a test centre you go

I hope you're taking onboard all this advice we're giving you about your husband's fishy penis OP.

You're whale cum.

Maybe it’s his endolphins. Try a dab of lotion.

Oh My Cod this thread has given me much light relief this morning.

it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy

How is my pelvic floor supposed to hold?! Seriously?!!

Op I could live with the vinegar aspect, you could add some salt, close your eyes - think of England!! Come on you can do this for fish sake.

Have you got your fish in a row??

Haddocks in a row.