To be worried about DH??

[fishandchipswilly]

For starters this isn't a troll. I'm very embarrassed to be having to post this here because none of my friends have a fucking clue.
Dh's willy smells of fish and chips. It started two days ago and to be honest i'm a bit worried.
The only thing fishy he's eaten is some mackerel on toast for breakfast four days ago so it can't be that surely??
I can't cope with his smelly willy. It's putting me off sex. It's gross.
It isn't affecting his performance but it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy that it's making me want to leave him!!!
What do I do About Dhs Smelly Willy??? for fucks sake I dont want to have to fucking post this!!!

@Staffy1

Just say you have a haddock.

@QuitMoaning

I have literally just finished cod and chips for dinner when I read this. No puns I am afraid. Just feeling a bit seasick.

Looking a bit green around the gills there

Oh My Cod maybe he's been with a prawn star?
Any fin is possible.... I'd mullet over.

I’m sorry to spoil the mood, but I have to say it.

A dolphin is NOT a fish.

It's a UTI infection. He needs antibiotics. He hasn't been sleeping around! Women get this too it's quite common.

@CatherinedeBourgh

I’m sorry to spoil the mood, but I have to say it.

A dolphin is NOT a fish.

Probably smells a bit fishy all the same M'lady.

Arr. Could he have crabs?

Dying at this thread. Oh my sides!

Just goes to show that even trolls harbour porpoise.

Agree this is one for MumsNET classics!

Wrap it in newspaper for the full effect.

Anyone else getting ads for something for dogs called Stinky Stuff? 🤣

@CatherinedeBourgh

I’m sorry to spoil the mood, but I have to say it.

A dolphin is NOT a fish.

I couldn't make up my mind

So I had to flipper coin

Urinary tract infections can often lead to a fishy smell. I googled it.

This thread is going to fill(et) up very quickly until it’s breaming over with fishy puns

Sounds like a really Tench situation, but he does seem to be a complete Roach! What a little scampi! Deffo STD. Treat with a twist of lemon til you can get to the docks

@nicky7654

It's a UTI infection. He needs antibiotics. He hasn't been sleeping around! Women get this too it's quite common.

This.

Tsk, the OP jumped the shark in her first post.

What a load of old cods-wallop & pollocks

A dolphin is NOT a fish.

We know. But I bet they have fishy breath. And they might identify as a fish. So nerrrr

I saw a cartoon once of a whiffy todger- the punchline was •stalemate•

Hold on a minute. I'm off to ask salmon else.

The fishy pollocks sound like a red herring to me

I bet you don’t want to get your JAWS round it 🦈

Stop bloody sniffing it for a start!!

I've had a whale of a time reading these.

Oh buoy, this thread is fun.