To be worried about DH??

[fishandchipswilly]

For starters this isn't a troll. I'm very embarrassed to be having to post this here because none of my friends have a fucking clue.
Dh's willy smells of fish and chips. It started two days ago and to be honest i'm a bit worried.
The only thing fishy he's eaten is some mackerel on toast for breakfast four days ago so it can't be that surely??
I can't cope with his smelly willy. It's putting me off sex. It's gross.
It isn't affecting his performance but it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy that it's making me want to leave him!!!
What do I do About Dhs Smelly Willy??? for fucks sake I dont want to have to fucking post this!!!

OP, is your husband's name Brine?

I knew this thread was fishy. Op is just trying to cod us.

No need to mack(erel) a big deal out of it OP.

I suppose this thread's served its porpoise

Definitely don't batter his sausage until he's had a course of antibiotics.

Tell him to sling his hook op, or take a hake.

You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to realise he needs to wash...

@GoldfishParade

Tartar sauce is a well known natural dick hardener OP

Is it actually??

@WorraLiberty

"For starters this isn't a troll"

Good because if you get banned, you'll have to say Tartar to your thread.

lmao😂

Is it actually??

Yes, just smear it liberally on his pollocks.

Late to the thread but hopefully I can ketchup. This isn't really the plaice to be discussing your husband's codpiece. He needs to go to the doctor if he doesn't he is very shellfish.

But if you need to satisfy yourself while he gets it sorted you could try some prawn films. Once back to normal you can get him excited with some scampi underwear.

Prawn films 😅😅😅

im cracking up😂

Tell him to get his skate(s) on, for eel.

My local shop sells prawn movies.

They're open every day Barramundi.

if his name isn't Brine, as suggested by a pp, perhaps it's Ray? Or is he Troy mcClure? He was a little too fond of fish if iirc.

Yes, just smear it liberally on his pollocks.

There’s no need to carp on about it

I can't think of any more fish puns.

If salmon else can, please let minnow 🤣

I hake to be the bearer of bad newspaper cone, but the plaice to bring this up is with your husband. Cod knows what he's done, batter you ask him than us. Don't get salty, it may be small fry to him, but it's oily going to get worse.

I've been trying to think of another fish pun for tuna half minutes 🤷‍♀️

Looks like lots of posters have taken the white bait.

@WorraLiberty

"For starters this isn't a troll"

Good because if you get banned, you'll have to say Tartar to your thread.

I’d krill him if he didn’t go to the doctors. Tell him to stop floundering and get it seen to before the stench spreads to his scallops

I do love a good fish cocktail

Glad the OP took the time to tell us one 😂