To be worried about DH??

[fishandchipswilly]

For starters this isn't a troll. I'm very embarrassed to be having to post this here because none of my friends have a fucking clue.
Dh's willy smells of fish and chips. It started two days ago and to be honest i'm a bit worried.
The only thing fishy he's eaten is some mackerel on toast for breakfast four days ago so it can't be that surely??
I can't cope with his smelly willy. It's putting me off sex. It's gross.
It isn't affecting his performance but it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy that it's making me want to leave him!!!
What do I do About Dhs Smelly Willy??? for fucks sake I dont want to have to fucking post this!!!

@PhilSwagielka

Oh, for the love of cod. I admit the sole reason I came on this thread was for the fish puns. OP did have a bit of a dab at trolling, but I don't think anyone is going to take the bait.

Love the trolling pun...Maybe only someone who knows about fishing would get that one!

Oh Worra you really have just cracked me up, hilarious 😂

@oakleaffy

A penis that smells of acetic acid? And fish? Is he uncut? {uncircumcised?} Strange that it has only just begun to smell, but sounds like an infection?

Get him to go to his GP.

I don't mean to be crabby, but at least read the fishy thread.

@WorraLiberty

"For starters this isn't a troll"

Good because if you get banned, you'll have to say Tartar to your thread.

🤣🤣🤣

I'll bait thsse puns can't go on for much longer. Although someone cod well wade in or even mussel in soon...

Oh my goodness, you guys have made me smile for the first time today.
Half an hour ago I was having a little cry, now I’m smiling.

Thanks Mumsnet Crew 😊

His willy -his problem. Not yours. Refuse to go near it, have sex or anything (including sleeping in the same bed) until he cleans up and sees a GP -easy. As to what the smell is -google is your friend but a GP needs to test for STI etc.
www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322562#six-causes

@Daffodil1967

Oh my goodness, you guys have made me smile for the first time today. Half an hour ago I was having a little cry, now I’m smiling. Thanks Mumsnet Crew 😊

Thanks for sharing that.

We loved herring all about it 😅

AlCalavicci

Dolphin/ Porpoise potatoes perchance ?

@bonjonbovi

Is he acting koi about it all?

Legend!!!!

[quote MsKeats]His willy -his problem. Not yours. Refuse to go near it, have sex or anything (including sleeping in the same bed) until he cleans up and sees a GP -easy. As to what the smell is -google is your friend but a GP needs to test for STI etc.
www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322562#six-causes[/quote]
Are you suggesting the OP trawls the net for advice?

Sea-men build up???

@oakleaffy

Sea-men build up???

😅😅

@Friendsoftheearth

pleasant I think you will find it is a taste too, that is something to get up for in the morning. Hell yes!!

Good point, let's hope the DH can get up for it for a proper test

Don't make waves op, soon the tide will turn, your DH will ofishally be treated and sweet smelling again, and you'll have netted a good result.

So, @WorraLiberty are we herring this correctly - you dolphinately want us to leave this codforsaken thread to stand, just for the halibut?

😂😂😂

This thread is brill

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet

So, *@WorraLiberty* are we herring this correctly - you dolphinately want us to leave this codforsaken thread to stand, just for the halibut?

You Betta believe it 🤣

This thread is krilling me!!!

Stop being such a moody trout op. As for his smelly willy, it's sounding like he's been a bit of a scamp(i). Time to get his bigeye checked out!

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet

You deserve a pay rise 😂😂😂

I bet you haddock of posted aye OP.

And with my response I shouldn’t of bothered chipping in.

Accidentally read this to Dh while he’s eating fish and chips. He’s not amused at his willy lunch.

It would've been sushi shame to delete this thread.

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet please kipper it up 🙏