For starters this isn't a troll. I'm very embarrassed to be having to post this here because none of my friends have a fucking clue.
Dh's willy smells of fish and chips. It started two days ago and to be honest i'm a bit worried.
The only thing fishy he's eaten is some mackerel on toast for breakfast four days ago so it can't be that surely??
I can't cope with his smelly willy. It's putting me off sex. It's gross.
It isn't affecting his performance but it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy that it's making me want to leave him!!!
What do I do About Dhs Smelly Willy??? for fucks sake I dont want to have to fucking post this!!!