To be worried about DH??

[fishandchipswilly]

For starters this isn't a troll. I'm very embarrassed to be having to post this here because none of my friends have a fucking clue.
Dh's willy smells of fish and chips. It started two days ago and to be honest i'm a bit worried.
The only thing fishy he's eaten is some mackerel on toast for breakfast four days ago so it can't be that surely??
I can't cope with his smelly willy. It's putting me off sex. It's gross.
It isn't affecting his performance but it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy that it's making me want to leave him!!!
What do I do About Dhs Smelly Willy??? for fucks sake I dont want to have to fucking post this!!!

pleasant I think you will find it is a taste too, that is something to get up for in the morning. Hell yes!!

What a load of pollocks 😳

Dont trout yourself Worra!

I just need some time to mullet over.

I feel a bit sorry for the OP having to put up with his (s)tench.

Come on, now is neither the time nor plaice What a load of carp
You’ve cod to be kidding me.
Is this thread oh-fish-al?
Is he your sole mate?
With posts like these, who needs anemones?
I’d make him walk the plankton.
He’s definitely skating on fin ice!
Do you think he’s gillty?
Let minnow how this works out. Well, salmon had to say something.

@worraLiberty
You are a genius and a wasted on MN

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet, thankyou for leaving this thread up and your excellent post.

@fishandchipswilly
I think he has a
S Sardine
T Trout
D Dolphin

Down there

(Been driving me daft trying to remember the spud thing that's starts Dolp- something or other , please help ! )

Best thread we have had in quite a while, thanks op

I think this thread is swimming along nicely

And to think, it could've been a turtle disaster.

All these puns are krilling me.

Love the mumsnet post!!!

I really wouldn't let this go on any conger, eel end up regretting not getting it looked sooner

We shouldn’t mock, he might be eel.

@worraLiberty
You are a genius and a wasted on MN

Thanks AlCalavicci, I'm glad salmon noticed 🤣

Ill just leave this here

A penis that smells of acetic acid? And fish?
Is he uncut? {uncircumcised?}
Strange that it has only just begun to smell, but sounds like an infection?

Get him to go to his GP.

PS. GP best plaice for a fishy todger concern.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Surely this should be in classics, if only for the MN message?

I think the OP needs to keep her friends close and her anemones even closer.

@Jenasaurus

Ill just leave this here

😆

Oh, for the love of cod. I admit the sole reason I came on this thread was for the fish puns. OP did have a bit of a dab at trolling, but I don't think anyone is going to take the bait.

Hook, line and stinker hope he hasn't caught anything dodgy.

Did you post this on porpoise for the giggles?

If not, it turtle-y needs looking at, because I'd hake to think it would spread to his pollocks.

Stop taking the piscatorial out of OP's husband!

Some of these puns are a-trout-cious

He sounds like a real catch!