AIBU do you like your partners penis

[lowlycattle]

AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

I couldn't be married to him & having sex with him if I didn't.
Why?

I don't tend to carve my dh's parts up to decide on them

We should look at the whole surely?

Yeah I actually really do it’s way better than others previously!!

"Like" it? I mean...I don't dislike it... it does a good job! I wouldn't put a framed pictures of it on the wall or recommend it to friends.

What's wrong with your partners penis?

To look at or from a functional point of view?

Dickish question tbh

When it’s giving my ovaries a good rattling I do!

Yes, it's cute

I mean, yes, obviously, or he wouldn't be my partner. But I like all of him. Even his little pot belly.

Lucky - hilarious!

I'm pretty certain that no man wants his penis described as 'cute'
I actually really like DPs. It's nice to look at, and more importantly, it's a nice fit!

I take it off before we have any sort of relations.

In a sandwich, or...?

What the actual fuck sort of stupid question is this?

It's hard to say. I might gaze fondly, but am not moved to leave an Amazon review, so to speak.

I like it when he hides it under his carriage and pretends he doesn't have one.

Never fails to amuse.

I meant, !

Always get those two mixed up.

Agueros 🤣

I like my husband’s very much. But the penis does not make the man! I like him as a whole person, penis and all.

Hmm I’m not sure if I like it, it’s a bit sarcastic

It's fine. None are the most attractive thing to look at. I prefer shoulders and eyes.

but am not moved to leave an Amazon review

But if you were.. ?

"Overall, a good appendage. Delivery was faster than expected."

I'm just here for the replies

Are we talking “like” as in an aesthetic sense?
Because in all honesty, I wouldn’t say the genitals of either sex are particularly pleasing to the eye
But as others have said, DH’s memeber gets the job done so I wouldn’t say I dislike it.
What an odd thread

fizzygreenwater

Review for 1 penis
What can I say that hasnt already been said about the humble penis. Lets not get a head of ourselves and compare it to sliced bread, but its pretty good.
If you can get over the fact it looks like one eye is staring you out, its a pretty useful thing.
Be wary they do tend to spring into action when its not always nessecary, and they do leave a mess on the toilet seat.
But you dont need to walk it, or feed it any special diet so its a pretty easily kept. Just ensure you keep it zipped up so the mouse cant escape its house.
Would i recommend? Probably. A solid 4 star review. Will deduct one for the aforementioned bathroom mess.