AIBU do you like your partners penis

[lowlycattle]

AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

Is your wife on here sb, is that what this is about? 🍆 or 🍄

But you literally haven't made any argument. Do you think you have?

If I’ve not made an argument what are you arguing with me about?

Anyway, I’ve got better things to do than carry on talking about this nonsense. Enjoy your thread.

@cheshirecat both. I've been stitched with both DC. We were going at it once, a nooner if anyone is interested, and he got the angle wrong.... I screamed, leapt back about 2 feet (quite an achievement for a chubby bird), he screamed and then there was blood everywhere. My blood. His member was fine but my poor fanjo was not. You can imagine the looks we got.....

Your misogynistic statement. You havent made an argument. You just said something stupid and sexist. Do you not understand what an argument is?

Usual rules apply - do pause for a moment and ask whether you want the info you share to be used by a bridge dweller with a box of kleenex on the arm of the sofa? (If you don't care, fine, crack on, talk about your partner's knob all you want... )*

Femat rtft noone is talking about their partners knob. If you think my no existants partners knob has a face arms and lifts dumbels you possiably need help.

Love it, part of him and it does a really good job 😂

The OP had framed this question wrong.

Does your partner's penis spark joy?

Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.”

Name changed for this but...
I once had a bf who I was crazy about in a general sense - handsome, clever, kind, good job, great shag but....

he had a really weirdly prominant frenulum (google it if you have to) it's the line of skin that connects the foreskin to the glans/head.

It was so prominant that whenever I gave him a blow job the feel of it made me feel slightly sick. It's hard to explain but it gave me the kind of feeling you get when you hear nails on a blackboard or feel polysterene with dry hands if you know what I mean.

I knew that I could never marry him as it would have been a life long problem.

So to answer the OP - not that one, and not all penises are created equal.

Never come (pun) across this before or since. A weird one.

As my mum always said, they're ugly things but it's the life inside that counts!

Apart from this issue, this man was a perfect man for me. Honestly think we could have got married.

He's hardly going to let me thank it and stick it in the charity box thoigh @sockportal

His homegrown one is a bit shy, but is likable, very nice, and around quite a bit once it comes out of its shell.

His collection of silicone ones outnumber the homegrown one at over a dozen to one even after having recently checked them for joy and boxing away some. They aren't really my cup of tea for my personal usage, but they're likable and fun enough to help him use them.

I asked his opinion on this and he says these reviews seem pretty accurate and he doesn't particularly care about bridge dweller's thoughts on his set of various squishy danglies.

What a thing to say

They all resemble mole rats.

I'm the original OP and I'd just like to say thanks for the entertainment and btw not a troll

This thread reminds me of a daft question asked on another forum: “Ladies, do you prefer your partner’s genitals to be surrounded by lots of pubic hair, or the opposite?”

To which the best answer was “By the opposite, do you mean pubic hair surrounded by lots of genitals?”

I do frequent rather fun forums.

Great cock, terrible prick.

Show us your knob OP.

My DH's is I guess average size, but it's what he dies with it and the rest of his 'arsenal' that's important IMO!!

*does with it I mean!

Seriously ??

Penis? It cums in handy. Useful too when composing a limerick:

A randy music lover named Brock
had holes the length of his cock
when he got an erection,
he would play a selection
of Ragtime, Rap, and Rock.

Is this going to join MN classics?

Why would anyone report this thread? This is exactly the kind of juicy gossip I come to Mumsnet for

And yes, I like my partner's penis. Definitely one of the nicer ones I've seen (and Naked Attraction has shown me the alternatives )