AIBU do you like your partners penis

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AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

Like the cartoon goes: "face it gentlemen, it will look a odd wherever we put it"

Less smelly than his feet tbh.

I’m still laughing about three cocks and Theresa May.

If this was fodder for a wank bank, it has backfired.

My Dos one is ace! I love it

You are still working with a DOS penis? That's so retro. I learned AutoCAD on DOS, many years - ago - happy times.

None are the most attractive thing to look at. I prefer shoulders and eyes.

What about a penis WITH shoulders and eyes? I feel a sketch coming on.

Some great responses on here 😂

Can't beleive i googled this but here you go fizzygreenwater i less believe i'm posting it deletes image from my phone

A penis with sholders and eyes

Hahahahah this is my favourite thread title of all time.

I’m not kidding, DH’s penis is so wonderful I have to stop myself from showing people pictures when drunk. I’m like a proud penis parent. It’s a thing of beauty (and it’s massive).

I mean, it’s just a penis. I don’t really care what a dick looks like, they’re all equally ugly imo .

Turkey giblets. Ferret embryos. Alan. Three cocks and theresa may....this belongs in classics.

I'm fairly fond of my DH's member. Its served me well and provided me with 2 children and once even some stitches (yep, stitches)

It's aged well, like a fine wine and is aesthetically pleasing IMO

Bloody strange question though!

She only puts it on a few times a year, I'm thankful its not a permanent feature but it does the trick when required.

My ex's was OK, but I don't miss it or him. However he seems to be under the impression that I'm missing it dreadfully. At least I assume that's why he sent me pictures of it the other day.

I love it, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

So now my ads are for all gay cruises...

I mean..I do but not all the time. Sometimes it's the last thing I want inside my body.

Yes, I do. It makes me very happy. Although when flaccid it can be very comical

Three cocks and Theresa May?

Funny way to describe Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and Jacob Rees-Mogg, but I like it.

@NaughtToThreeSadOnions OMG! It does look so friendly and happy, though. what the hell is that image supposed to reference

fizzygreenwater it was called strong penis so i guess its keant to be a strong penis

Why on earth a penis would need to be strong or what one would do with a strong penis is anyones guess

It's certainly a penis built to provide a shoulder to cry on so maybe that's it!!

Strong Penis will be there for you when you're feelin' down

It's a decent example. I'll like it even more once it's shooting blanks

Yes my dh likes Teresa May’s penis. YANBU.

just here for the laughs. :-D