AIBU do you like your partners penis

[lowlycattle]

AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

It's great when I'm making use of it.

@mumlost1940

Picture?

Paddington68 Regrets. No photo. I can't paint. If I could, the painting would be naïve and titled: Low Hanging Fruit . Depicted would be a bell headed banana and two plums dangling in a tuft.
I could be a painter
but can’t even draw
a straight line,
not least create
a masterpiece.
Is that Pablo,
Vincent and Rodin
giggling somewhere
at my useless doodles?

This thread makes a nice change from usual MIL or AIBU threads where everyone gets in a bun fight. It's funny at least!

I don't find penises attractive at all but they scratch an itch so to speak. Some are worse than others but I really can't say they're a work of beauty.

I find it hilarious how 'triggered' sb is, read the comments on any vaguely pro women article and you'll get far, far worse than this thread.

Omzlas bloody hell and I've told DP off for accidentally bruising my arm .

Excellent.

@KaleidoscopeEyes i always get gay cruise adverts on MN! Well before this thread.

It's a very strange bit of targeted advertising.

Oh, I just thought it was because of all the penis talk

I've had gay cruise ads for ages too. I often wonder what would happen if 50 something menopausal ol' me actually booked myself onto one.

I like it when it’s happy to see me.

I suppose i think of it as I would a pet cat. It’s not always thrilled to see me, and can do a disappearing act just when you need to get hold of it for whatever reason, and sometimes decides to either sit on my lap or run for the hills.

Overall, I’m a dog person. I like dogs who are always up for a walk, always want to see me and love all adventures.

“most importantly it’s the right fit”

That hits the nail on the head

As a general rule i don't like the look of any man's penis....let alone my partners, and i wouldn't particularly brag about it or write an open review for the world to see.

I do however like what they can do.

Yes, it's gigantic. We got pregnant with each of our three kids on the first shot every time. It's like he delivered the sperm right into my uterus. Magnificent.

I like it especially when he’s doing ‘the helicopter’ - it means he’s happy.

I can remember being very young and an older colleague who was very grown up and a little bit scary moaning about being poked in her back all night. I was so shocked that she would say such a thing

Ah the helicopter. Smiles fondly. Penises are a hit ridiculous arent they?

Not really.
It can be a bit of a dick!

It does a good job when I want it to but I try not to encourage it too much or it gets the wrong ideas

I don’t think any of them are spectacularly beautiful parts of the anatomy but my husband’s is about as good as they get. Good length and girth, nicely proportioned, not too veiny, naturally neat pubes, etc. All the things you’d want, I suppose!

What absolute killjoys reported this thread?!

Yes... I do

My FBs is always very happy to see me