AIBU do you like your partners penis

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AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

John, just tell your wife how beautiful she is, tell her you love all of her, every scar, wrinkle, hair or freckle, it’s all her. I would tell her how frightened you were that you might lose her and how it made you realise how much you love her and just how beautiful she is.

That’s what my dh does, although I’ve not had cancer, but a chronic health issue that has almost killed me twice in two years. But my love languages are ‘words of affirmation’ and ‘physical touch’. It might be worth working out your wife’s love languages to find a way to convince your wife of your love.

Kill pop, I know it wasn't meant to be funny but your post made me spit my tea out laughing.
'Three posts about cocks and Theresa May' 😂😂😂😂😂😂

They all look like a bag of turkey giblets that's been dropped in the hairdressing pile.

This is hilarious!

@killpop I very, very rarely laugh audibly at anything on here, but I did laugh at 4 posts - three about cocks and one about how sorry she feels for Teresa May. Aye, just your average MN demographic

Great penis.
But hate his tongue. Won't snog him of do anything sexy involving tongue.

This has to be one of the most entertaining threads on here for a long time

YABU to ask. There’s a sex board but as a newbie, guess you don’t have access..?

I have a FWB rather than a partner. However, I have seen a few appendages over the years and his is by far the most excellent.

He has a kind penis and nice eyes.

No wait. Kind eyes and a nice penis.

I was worried mine was broken, as it just flopped straight out of the package, but once I'd fiddled about with it, it started to harden. The description was a bit misleading, as it didn't come with the rubber sleeve, which was annoying, as it was a bit messy at the top, so now I will have to purchase those separately. Overall it was a good fit, although slightly difficult to insert at first, but once you get the hang of it, it performs well. It's a slightly different colour to the one in the picture too, and a bit mis-shapen, but I can't complain for the price I paid. (Black Friday deal).

Like it? I wouldn't take it out to dinner and the puns are terrible. But it's usually polite, occasionally enthusiastic and generally welcome about the place.

I'm dying here.

Three posts about cocks and Theresa May

bag of turkey giblets that's been dropped in the hairdressing pile

I take my hat helmet off to you all, this thread has made my week!

I have use of a nice one. Also the human operator. I am happy

Yep. It's a beaut.

Personally I prefer a good tongue punch in the fart box.

Don't have a partner but have a boyfriend and his looks like his mum made it for dinner but it does a good job.

x 4

He sometimes helicopters it, Thats fun.

It likes to discuss Brexit over the dinner table and pronounces the 'L' in almond but it is a very good listener

I actually dont think its that unreasonable question. Prehaps belongs on the sex board more than the AIBU.

Although maybe a question that shouldn't be taken to seriously away from the sex board and the amozon reveiws are brilliant.

Although i would hope everyones penis was difgetent and no one found they were sharing a penis.

If any of these reviews sound like tjey are for the penis that you thought belonged to you jay i suggest that the relationship board is this way ↗️

If you want to discus seriously wether you like your partners penis amd wether you could get more satification from your purchase the sex board is ↪ around when you hage been around 3 months.

If you think your partners penis maybe broken or malfunctioning the heath board is this way ↖️

If you wish to review 🐓(cocks) 🔔🔚 (bell ends) and 🍆 then this the tread for you

Athpugh it prehaps shpuod come with an no under 18s 🔞

Spontaneously turned itself on a lot.

This made me laugh!

Hilarious thread 😂😂

But to answer the question....it does its job (sometimes...) but I don't sit and admire it. Penis's arent attractive really are they?? Too much saggy skin and far to pleased to meet you at times

They are pretty ugly in general but I don’t need to look at it if it’s doing what it should be doing!

The first time, it made my day. Now, it's made my whole week...

I bought this after reading some of the reviews describing it being able to drill into masonry and brick. I hope it would provide an alternative to a mains powered drill, especially when up a ladder. On arrival it was smaller than expected, but decided to give it a go. The hammer mechanism just wasn't up to it, barely penetrating the surface. Even trying to use it with a 4mm bit for a hole it couldn't hack it.

This is an actual amazon review of something I was looking at today. Works well for this thread too.

She doesn’t have one thank god!