AIBU do you like your partners penis

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AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

I love it - perfection!

My Dos one is ace! I love it :)

It's like us both and changed a bit over the years.
Been a while since I seen the mentioned. ( illness and stress )

I’m not sure that any penis is aesthetically pleasing really. Looks aside my DP gets a 10/10 from me!

No complaints here haha and cocks Teresa May spot the difference?! No not a weirdo just your average mum wondering

Love this post! I used to love a good penis back in the day. Not sure I remember what to do with one now.

I watched a couple of the naked attraction programmes and that confirmed it ....yes he has one of the best ones I have had the pleasure of seeing and using. Ten out of ten.

My partners has a triumph of a penis. I often marvel at the sheer size of it. The man is hung like a stallion.

Girth not as wide as I'd like, I'd
prefer it to touch the sides more. But length is great and hits the 'spot'. Well, you did ask!!

😂😂😂😂😂 I can't speak.

This is brilliant!

Is this thread caused by the Lovehoney offer from yesterday?

Does someone feel outshone by their plastic counterpart ?

Yup. My favourite thing about it is how it’s easily cleaned up and can be stored away neatly in her knicker drawer when not in use.

Hm. Ferret embryo clutching two uneven laundry bags.

A bit dilapidated and in need of a good make over but deep down I know I have found my "for ever" penis.

Ferret embryo clutching two uneven laundry bags. I will never look at a penis in the same way ever again

Likes regular attention, but generally behaves as it should.

My OH has a very attractive penis.

Well as.far as penises go.

Believe me, I've seen some funny looking ones over the.years.

Disappointing, shrank after just one use. Have ordered another in a larger size and will be careful to reshape while still damp in future.

Pmsl at this thread! I’m off the penises at the moment but never really felt strongly that I liked them. They’re funny-looking, much like female bits. Most recent ex’s was big, a bit too big, and a bit stinky. Aaahhh, I don’t miss it.

We should look at the whole surely?

Start your own thread if you want to look at wholes, this one is about cocks!

I loved my exes penis, but not the useless bit of skin attached to it... what was it called again?
Ah! That's right. Alan.

Most men are led by their penis so I am afraid the two are inseparable!’

I loved my exes penis, but not the useless bit of skin attached to it... what was it called again?
Ah! That's right. Alan.

Actually crying with laughter at this thread especially this comment ^ 😂

To answer your question OP, I like to look at my boyfriend's penis all day and night, since I have nothing better to do, how about you ?

Ordered on Prime. I have tried different brands before, Dick, Peter, Rod and “Thumbs” McGuffin. First time using this brand. Overall build quality ok, but disappointed it didn’t come with a carry case. Fair wattage, hammer and drill function do the job. Occasionally switches on by itself, which makes you jump if you’re not expecting it. Suitable for left or right hand use, but use for any longer than 3 or 4 minutes and the motor starts sparking and emits a burning smell. Wouldn’t recommend.

I love this thread.