AIBU do you like your partners penis

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AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

This thread is amazing

Honestly I think penises in general are rather odd looking appendages - however, in a happy consensual relationship they serve a purpose and so if the relevant one works then it’s fine. Ha ha DH would be mortified at the depersonalised tone of my answer.

Oh yes. I'd definitely recommend it to friends.

Love it.

Best chuckle I have had today. Thanks!

Are we talking “like” as in an aesthetic sense?

How about in a philosophical sense?

It's a phallic fallacy.

"but am not moved to leave an Amazon review

But if you were.. ?

"Overall, a good appendage. Delivery was faster than expected."

Now I have to explain lie to the kids why I'm laughing

Op?

As models go this is an exceptional model. Fit- just right for me,
I definitely appreciate the packaging! Battery time can be a bit hit or miss though, sometimes it will last three minutes, other times it lasts far too long, although thankfully it’s usually more in between the two. It certainly does the job and and gets into all the right spots!

I love my model and give it a solid five stars. I have no intention of swapping for a newer model and believe I have found my perfect fit!

Is a little clingier than I'd like but does come with own helmet

Yes I love it love his body love everything! after 12 years still can't get enough,he has his own body hang ups like us women do I only hope he is telling the truth when he says the same to me 😉

Absolutely roaring at

4 posts - three about cocks and one about how sorry she feels for Teresa May.

😆😆😆

I did, but it ‘wendied’ me, spent too much time with my so called friend without inviting me, so I got rid of it.

I must add that I would not recommend to friends, purely because Im selfish and refuse to share!

I do like my partners penis....so much so I have pet names, one for when it's flaccid (Willy) one for when it's not (Dick)
They may not be very imaginative but it works for us.

5 from me
Although I don't recommend my model to friends and family

It does it for me so can't complain

AguerosAngel 😂😂
I like my partner's penis. It's a shame it's on his neck.

No it's a boring conversationlist

@killpop 4 posts - three about cocks and one about how sorry she feels for Teresa May

I’m not sure why but that’s really tickled me

Op, dps is pretty aesthetically pleasing. I mean they’re not the most attractive things but he’s always clean and tidy so he wins over some others I’ve seen..

I need advice about how to do two things.

1. How do I get my DW to write a review of my penis?
2. How do I make sure she gives 6 stars in every category?

OK to be serious I think she likes it and I like her body but it is the whole of her that I fell in love with, not her face, her boobs or her pussy but the whole person with a great personality. One part does not make a person and what matters is the person as a whole. I am struggling to get my wife to accept that she looks beautiful and sexy after having a mastectomy, she does look beautiful as the whole person is beautiful

My nearly 80 year old mother in law just came to se what i was chuckling about. She's gone now though, so:

It's quiet and shy and mostly keeps itself to itself. It's very low maintenance and is inclined to hide. Generally, I hardly know it's around, but it's quite pleasant on the rare occasions that it does turn up.

No its a big dick.

I last saw my DH's penis in 2002. T looked okay then
Haven't got a clue if it's aged well.

Entry level model, compares well with its main rivals.