AIBU do you like your partners penis

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AIBU to wonder does everyone like their partners penis?

What a strange but hilarious question!

Fair question. Has to be retrospective for me- yes, I liked my husband’s penis. It was big, thick, solid and weilded with enthusiasm, if not grace. I liked his penis more than I liked him. He was medium sized, of only moderate intelligence and a very nasty man.

Wielded.

It's o.k. I don't wear it all the time though.

Queef do you leave it in your penis beaker with dicksodent overnight to soak?

Spring Garden Zoflora.

"Overall, a good appendage. Delivery was faster than expected."

😂😂😂

Naturally. Mind you keep it away from an open flame.

@barryfromclaireisfit I read your typo as 'welded'. I was a bit disappointed that I had mis-read, as I was enjoying the idea of a welded penis.

How dare you assume my partner's gender.

Hello, thanks for the (understandable) reports. As far as we can see, there's nothing about the OP that's raising any red flags so although we can't vouch for anyone, we'd be inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt here.

But don't leave us hanging, OP - how about you?

It gave me 2 beautiful babies for that reason alone I am very fond of it.

They all look like a bag of turkey giblets that's been dropped in the hairdressing pile.

Yes. The rest of his body is rather lovely too.

Harry's mine does that too! I thought it was only him...

Please, more Amazon reviews of penises needed!

@ClaraMumsnet

As far as we can see, there's nothing about the OP that's raising any red flags

Really?? 4 posts - three about cocks and one about how sorry she feels for Teresa May.
Aye, just your average MN demographic

As a species I’m not keen but DH’s has a practical application so I tolerate it ( and to be fair I can’t see it while he’s shagging me)

Packaging could be better, a little smaller than described, but overall does the job. I would recommend.

Fit as expected? ⭐⭐⭐ runs small
How was delivery? ⭐⭐ faster than expected
Would you recommend ? ⭐⭐⭐ depends on your personal girth requirments
Overall experience ⭐⭐⭐ improvement needed, listing failed to mention that said penis often comes attached to men. I would probably buy again but maybe one with batteries

Please, more Amazon reviews of penises needed!

As is so often a problem with Amazon products, it had much more packaging than necessary. Spontaneously turned itself on a lot.

not really.

4 posts - three about cocks and one about how sorry she feels for Teresa May. Aye, just your average MN demographic

🤣🤣🤣

The sausages in Waitrose are visually more appealing than a chipolata and two shrivelled up peas.

4 posts - three about cocks and one about how sorry she feels for Teresa May

I found this sentence inexplicably hilarious, although am holding back from making the obvious cock joke.