AIBU?
To ask what in the holy hell have I just been served?
HashtagTeamRaven · 17/11/2018 17:37
It looks like rat. Please tell me it isn't rat?
I've eaten many a strange thing in my day (I have a weird job that often requires me to) but feel like rat would be a new low.
For context, I'm in Russia and was served it by a non English speaking Housekeeper who I suspect doesn't like me much.
it's rat isn't it?
Ichbinstoltz · 17/11/2018 17:41
I can only see two legs though so would be going with some kind of poultry. Have you got a translate app? You have to find out!
IJustLostTheGame · 17/11/2018 17:41
Sorry OP. It does look suspiciously like a rat.
www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/18/hot-rat-is-so-hot-right-now-moscow-falls-for-the-rodent-burger
WontonSoupForTheSoul · 17/11/2018 17:42
Definitely rodent, judging by the shape of the front legs.
Tail looks quite thick, so I’d guess rat too.
HashtagTeamRaven · 17/11/2018 17:42
It has a tail though, that thing at the end that's kind of stripey is a rubber texture, just like a bald tail...
OverTheHedgeSammy · 17/11/2018 17:44
If she says it's something that sounds like "Krisa" then it's a rat...
PetuliaBlavatsky · 17/11/2018 17:44
Looks like a rat to me. The tail is very suspicious. Where are the back legs though?
ReflectionsofParadise · 17/11/2018 17:44
Can you not just use google translate and ask her?
HashtagTeamRaven · 17/11/2018 17:46
She's disappeared off somewhere so I'd have to ask tomorrow, though not sure if she works Sundays.
It's really small, easily would fit in the Palm of my hand so not likely a dick.
goose1964 · 17/11/2018 17:46
It's a bird of some sort, what you're all calling a tail is a neck, my guess would be , quail, pigeon or partridge, it only got 2 legs
HashtagTeamRaven · 17/11/2018 17:47
Are birds necks that big in comparison to their bodies?
AnotherOriginalUsername · 17/11/2018 17:48
I'm not seeing rat or any rodent, I see a testicle...
Orange: testicle
Red: associated vessels
Green: spermatic cord/vas deferens
Yellow: epididymis (slightly detached)
Really struggling to see anything beyond this!
Catsandbootsandbootsandcats · 17/11/2018 17:49
Does it taste nice? That's all that matters. 
Lovingbenidorm · 17/11/2018 17:51
If you don’t know what it is..........don’t put it in your mouth
A philosophy that has served me well
Oddbins · 17/11/2018 17:52
I think it's a bird and the tail is the attached windpipe it's just butchered differently
HashtagTeamRaven · 17/11/2018 17:53
@AnotherOriginalUsername oh my god its a carrot shaped testicle!
Mari50 · 17/11/2018 17:53
It’s a bird, two legs and the breast meat is easy to see. So whatever little birds there are... pigeon, quail, etc etc
There aren’t 4 legs and the ‘tail’ is a neck.
Zoomzoomzoomzoom0 · 17/11/2018 17:54
I'm with the pp who says if you have to ask, don't put it in your mouth!
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