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I have the most stupid DH on MN

656 replies

magicstar1 · 06/04/2018 20:39

DH cooked dinner tonight and had some sausages on his plate along with dinner. I commented on how strong they smelled and asked where he got them. He laughed and said “from the bin”.
Last night I was checking the fridge and at the back found a pack of leek sausages dated April 1st...the pack had swelled right up and bubbles were oozing out the side, so I threw them out. These are what he’s just eaten!
Now he burping away and I can’t believe he’s that thick!
AIBU to make him sleep with a bucket tonight Angry

OP posts:
Ivebeenaroundtheblock · 06/04/2018 20:40

you live with a man who fishes food gone bad out of a bin??

HolyMountain · 06/04/2018 20:41

He actually retrieved them from the bin?

That is truly grim.

MrMagnoliasBoot · 06/04/2018 20:41

He actually fished manky sausages out of the bin, cooked and ate them??? Shock

Unless you are seriously penniless and starving this is madness!

53rdWay · 06/04/2018 20:41

Does he usually eat out of the bin? Is he part spaniel?

calzone · 06/04/2018 20:43

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 that’s gross.

Make him sleep somewhere else with a bucket.

Original poster
magicstar1 · 06/04/2018 20:43

He’s never done it before...we’ve plenty of food. It’s truly vile.

OP posts:
Tainbri · 06/04/2018 20:43

Who do you live with? Stig of the Dump? He (and you) have a problem

Allthewaves · 06/04/2018 20:43

So not only were they out of date they were in the bin for 2 hours

BadlyParkedRangeRover · 06/04/2018 20:43

what! That's horrible

Allthewaves · 06/04/2018 20:44

24 not 2

AHedgehogCanNeverBeBuggered · 06/04/2018 20:45

Shock bleurgh!

littlebillie · 06/04/2018 20:45

He could be very ill as pork I would recommend he makes himself sick

BrutusMcDogface · 06/04/2018 20:45

Is he a tight-arsed skinflint?

🤢🤢🤢

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 06/04/2018 20:45

Well I was hungry till I read this.

I'm pretty lax about food hygiene but fishing clearly gone off food out the bin???!!
Fuckng disgusting.

Certainly wouldn't be sleeping anywhere near him tonight.

What a rank fucker.

Inkstainedmags · 06/04/2018 20:45

YANBU

Notcontent · 06/04/2018 20:45

I feel sick just reading that. I will happily eat most foods past their used by date if they look and smell ok but not meat!!! They must have tasted revolting.

IADBUithink · 06/04/2018 20:45

Eugh that’s the most unattractive thing I can think of. Yanbu make him sleep in the bin it’s where he belongs!

dingdongdigeridoo · 06/04/2018 20:46

Oh dear god. I didn’t think anyone would ever beat the poster whose DH ate fat balls intended for birds. They must have tasted rank.

I hope you have a spare room to escape to when his D&V hits.

StaplesCorner · 06/04/2018 20:46

I don't understand this at all OP - why would he go to the bin expecting to get food?

gingergenius · 06/04/2018 20:47

I feel poorly now! 🤢🤮

iMatter · 06/04/2018 20:47

Tell him to sleep on the bathroom floor tonight.

Original poster
magicstar1 · 06/04/2018 20:47

All the waves It’s even worse. I put them in the bin yesterday evening, he took them out and cooked them at 7 this morning, took them to work where they sat in his lunchbox all day. They got reheated tonight 🤮🤮

OP posts:
SaucyJane · 06/04/2018 20:47

OP's bedroom later tonight:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8_isWJAiT8

MrMagnoliasBoot · 06/04/2018 20:47

I have a picture in my mind of your DH looking like Homer Simpson, peering into the bin and exclaiming "oooo sausages!!"

concretesieve · 06/04/2018 20:47

Blimey ...

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