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I have the most stupid DH on MN

656 replies

magicstar1 · 06/04/2018 20:39

DH cooked dinner tonight and had some sausages on his plate along with dinner. I commented on how strong they smelled and asked where he got them. He laughed and said “from the bin”.
Last night I was checking the fridge and at the back found a pack of leek sausages dated April 1st...the pack had swelled right up and bubbles were oozing out the side, so I threw them out. These are what he’s just eaten!
Now he burping away and I can’t believe he’s that thick!
AIBU to make him sleep with a bucket tonight Angry

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bonnyshide · 06/04/2018 21:25

Why did he do this? What explanation has he given?

Prusik · 06/04/2018 21:26

wow! I have no words

BugsyMcGee · 06/04/2018 21:26

The trouble with dirty low standard having bastards is they don't keep the bacterial/viral infections they catch to themselves, do they?

If someone would do something this disgusting, you would have to assume they would be lax about hand hygiene after puking their guts up or shitting their brains out.

I would never be able to look at DH the same if he did what OPs did, that's too disgusting for words.

InDubiousBattle · 06/04/2018 21:27

Seriously, they must have tasted really, really vile. How did he even get them down??

ferntwist · 06/04/2018 21:27

Oh my word, what on earth was he thinking?! Has he done anything like this before?

kaytee87 · 06/04/2018 21:28

I know @BugsyMcGee what a massive turn off 😷

Alison100199 · 06/04/2018 21:28

I would be worried about him apart from the out of date issue. The only person I know who takes stuff out of the bin and eats it is a close friend with a serious eating disorder.

TaggieRR · 06/04/2018 21:30

It is very strange he got food out of the bin. Was he trying to make a point about you wasting food or something?

GummyGoddess · 06/04/2018 21:30

He thought you were wasting them? That suggests he normally removes things from the bin that he thinks you've wasted! Shock

At least if he does die from food poisoning you have a thread to back up your story Grin

buckeejit · 06/04/2018 21:31

Surely he is having you on? He is likely to be very ill at least. I'm lax with dates but that's just idiotic. YANBU

IPokeBadgers · 06/04/2018 21:32

I was going to mention the fat ball thread but Chaz beat me to it on page 2.....

CanIBuffalo · 06/04/2018 21:32

Placemarking for the spewnami.

InsomniacAnonymous · 06/04/2018 21:32

Well, when I first saw the title of the thread I thought that was an awful thing to say about your DH, but once I'd read the OP I thought it was a bit of an understatement tbh. I can't fathom why he did it and how he couldn't have noticed they were off. You must feel as though he's a time bomb at the moment, just wondering when he's going to start with the projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhoea.

jasjas1973 · 06/04/2018 21:33

Look, its not something i d have done, my limit is an over ripe banana, everything else in the bin, if its remotely looking dodgy.

But surely if they were that mank, he would have smelled them as he unwrapped the offending pork items? i mean rotting meat stinks.

I bet he ll be fine.....maybe!

RJnomore1 · 06/04/2018 21:33

I'll admit to being a bit of an amber gambler with use by dates myself and I have the constitution of an ox but wow. That's a whole new level of roulette.

My dh who is an ex chef would have kittens.

Do tell him to make sure not to have any bumtrust at all tonight and take every fart to the loo just in case.

RhubarbTea · 06/04/2018 21:34

Oh god. Feel sick reading this!

TestingTestingWonTooFree · 06/04/2018 21:34

Grim. What an idiot.

kaytee87 · 06/04/2018 21:34

I just told my DH about this and his response was "fucking hell, he's going to be pissing out his arse"

PieAndPumpkins · 06/04/2018 21:35

That is exceptionally revolting, agreed. If he doesn't get sick from this, he has the strongest stomach on MN. Is he at least regretful? So ming.

youarenotkiddingme · 06/04/2018 21:35

Well its usual to prick fresh sausages before cooking them - so there's a chance he drained any badness before they cooked and killed it off.

Or there's a chance he's the prick who's about to be killed off by a couple of sausages.

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 06/04/2018 21:36

Why did he retrieve out of date sausage from bin?is he stingy?why do it

SluttyButty · 06/04/2018 21:37

Oh that's made me snort. I thought I had the most idiotic dh where food was concerned but yours has definitely topped mine. Although he humphed at me earlier when I told him I'd tossed his coconut in the food waste because it was growing a new antibiotic 🙄

Alison100199 · 06/04/2018 21:37

Having read this and a bit of the fatball thread I've just thrown up in my mouth a bit. Seriously grim. Shock

killinginthenameof · 06/04/2018 21:37

The mil comment makes me wonder though. I had an ex like this, he'd been eating rotten food his entire life thanks to his weird penny pinching parents. He could eat all manner of things, many clearly gone off, but never got ill. We split up because I couldn't bear to kiss him though Envy

SinceWhenDid · 06/04/2018 21:37

I thought I would beat any stupid dh anecdotes with my dh hanging wet washing on light switches but nope you definitely win.

Good luck!