I have the most stupid DH on MN

[magicstar1]

DH cooked dinner tonight and had some sausages on his plate along with dinner. I commented on how strong they smelled and asked where he got them. He laughed and said “from the bin”.
Last night I was checking the fridge and at the back found a pack of leek sausages dated April 1st...the pack had swelled right up and bubbles were oozing out the side, so I threw them out. These are what he’s just eaten!
Now he burping away and I can’t believe he’s that thick!
AIBU to make him sleep with a bucket tonight

Surely though, as long as they are cooked thoroughly and not reheated they ll be ok? there is little meat in these things and they are packed full of salt.
I ve seen some well mank maggot infested game eaten......

for you op,it's going to be a very long 🌙 night..........

Who do you live with? Stig of the Dump?
Just spat my drink out reading this 😂😂😂

When DP and I were first together he insisted on eating a disgusting burger from a roadside van which really should've been called 'food poisoning on wheels'. It was grim to say the least. I warned him against it and a while later got to say I told you so when he started what I like to call 'involuntary evacuation of the digestive system' (yes both ends and yes still in the car at the time < not an envy face).

Even he wouldn't eat those sausages.

I’m heaving just imagining it.

🤮🤮🤮

AIBU to make him sleep with a bucket tonight angry

I'd be making him sleep in the bath with a bucket or even in the shed so there is no way YABU.

@jasjas1973 they were 5 days out of date then sat in a bin for 12 hours before being cooked, then left all day at his office, brought home to be reheated then eaten.

I'm another that occasionally plays fast and loose with use by dates but I wouldn't eat anything that looked or smelled bad, let alone anything that had swelled up and started oozing. Or anything that had spent the night in the bin then festered in a warm bag all day. That lot would do in even a labrador, and I once saw mine eat it's own poo.

jasjas he did reheat them

Oh god I really want to know how he is!!

To be fair, if they were properly cooked through it would have killed the bacteria - can't have tasted great though.

Bin
Cook
Lunch box
Reheat
Strong smell

At which of these points did he question his own sanity?????.

Oh don’t worry I’ll update. Every noise he makes I’m glaring at him. Luckily we have two toilets so he can stay in one “if” he needs it.
I’m still gobsmacked by this...he said he thought I was wasting them, and didn’t notice the swollen pack or the bubbles.

wow thats erm different

does he usually do this op

Jasjas - food poisoning can result from two things: either bacteria colonising your gut and having a good party in there, or by producing toxins - the toxins aren't destroyed by heat and could be disguised by a strong taste like leek even in something fresh. It's been a while since I did microbiology but those were the two basic mechanisms I remember.

What the fuck did he cook you for dinner OP? (To have a portion of rotten sausages on the side if his dinner??)

The first thing that came to my mind when reading the title was the fat ball thread as well, it was truly epic!

If your dh survives this unscathed he will be known as the Iron Stomach. Good luck, and maybe take an umbrella to bed to protect yourself?

Does anybody remember the Stephen King (I think) short story about a mass puking at some kind of school function?

I had gammon and mashed potato - all fresh and lovely thank God.

I had food poisoning from pork once. After puking and having dreadful diarrhoea I fainted down a flight of stairs and woke up in bed 2 days later.

I thought this was quite the bold claim - but on consideration you may have a contender there !

You have a dh problem

God bless his belly!

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I have a picture in my mind of your DH looking like Homer Simpson, peering into the bin and exclaiming "oooo sausages!!"

Reminds me of this...