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I have the most stupid DH on MN

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magicstar1 · 06/04/2018 20:39

DH cooked dinner tonight and had some sausages on his plate along with dinner. I commented on how strong they smelled and asked where he got them. He laughed and said “from the bin”.
Last night I was checking the fridge and at the back found a pack of leek sausages dated April 1st...the pack had swelled right up and bubbles were oozing out the side, so I threw them out. These are what he’s just eaten!
Now he burping away and I can’t believe he’s that thick!
AIBU to make him sleep with a bucket tonight Angry

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InsomniacAnonymous · 06/04/2018 21:37

Thinking about it, if I'd found food that had gone off to that extent I'd have wrapped them up very thoroughly and put them in an outside bin. I because of the smell. I assume he he got them out of the kitchen bin did he? It's bizarre to go through a bin looking for food anyway.

Ketzele · 06/04/2018 21:38
Shock

Good luck, OP.

windchimesabotage · 06/04/2018 21:38

that is the tightest thing I have ever heard!! I thought my DH was bad for turning the heating off whenever I had my back turned even though it was bloody snowing and we arent struggling financially or anything....
But taking food out of the bin when you have a house full of food... that wins hands down

Toadinthehole · 06/04/2018 21:39

So, has he puked them up yet?

SweetIcedTea · 06/04/2018 21:39

53rdWay I think my spaniel would have left them in the bin :)

InsomniacAnonymous · 06/04/2018 21:39

"Do tell him to make sure not to have any bumtrust at all tonight and take every fart to the loo just in case."

"bumtrust"! Grin

Slarti · 06/04/2018 21:39

Shit on it!

LG93 · 06/04/2018 21:39

Placemarking! 🤮🤢

Toadinthehole · 06/04/2018 21:40

Ah.. I see it's only been one hour. Sausage revenge will still be pending.

Violetroselily · 06/04/2018 21:40

Grim. I hope you have two toilets.

OVienna · 06/04/2018 21:42

stig of the dump Easter Grin

Brenna24 · 06/04/2018 21:43

Good luck. I think you have a strong contender for stupidest husband.

Uniglo18 · 06/04/2018 21:43

Get him to drink 3 capfuls of Milk of Magnesia to help clear out his bowels quickly. Then lock him in the bathroom overnight with plenty of loo roll, wet wipes, air fresheners and scented candles.

Oh and leave open all of the upstairs windows tonight.

GoldenOrb · 06/04/2018 21:43

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SimonBridges · 06/04/2018 21:43

Bumtrust is now my new favourite word.

At what point did he open the bin and think ‘hello, what are these doing in here. I’ll cook them up for my lunch’?

outabout · 06/04/2018 21:44

While the multitude await developments perhaps a description of a Norwegian delicacy might be in order. I forget it's name (Lutfisk?) but they take fresh caught fish (might be herring) pack it into a metal tin and solder it shut tight and leave it for about 9 months or more. The gasses build up and the tin turns near spherical as the pressure builds up.
Tin is carefully opened and the putrid contents are eaten.
How is DH doing?

ItsNachoCheese · 06/04/2018 21:44

Omg thats actually rank i cant believe he did that 🤢🤢🤢🤢

SimonBridges · 06/04/2018 21:45

You know what’s going to happen though.
He’s going to be fine and will make a point out of it. He’s going to smug about saying how you and us mumsnet harpies were all wrong.

Hoppinggreen · 06/04/2018 21:45

My sdad once put an out of date quiche in the freezer and about 6 months later he took it out and left it on the counter over night
24 hours later he cooked it then forgot and left it on the oven until next day. Then he microwaved it and ate it
Yes he was very ill.
He’s a bit odd anyway but has issues around wasting food ( from a wealthy background so not sure why but think it's Boarding School related) and will eat leftovers. If I go round I check the fridge and chuck away everything out that looks dangerous but I have to open the packets and tip them in the bin or he will take things out
He’s actually been hospitalised due to this before

DancingLedge · 06/04/2018 21:45
Hmm
Stormwhale · 06/04/2018 21:45

🤤🤤🤢🤢😷😷😵😵

Mellifera · 06/04/2018 21:47

I just read the first pages of the fatball thread and I‘m wheezing with laughter omg just what I needed.

WinkyisbackontheButterBeer · 06/04/2018 21:48

He’s going to be like a human Catherine wheel!!

SluttyButty · 06/04/2018 21:49

outabout I've seen that on the tv. It escapes me who was sat around the table and they nearly keeled over at the smell.

bluescreen · 06/04/2018 21:50

I pitched in here ready to say Well, at least if he cooked them properly he'd have killed the bacteria, never mind the taste and then I saw that he'd had them in his lunch box all that time....
This is all oddly fascinating, as it's rare to find a man who is so interested in what's already in the garbage bin, rather than just chucking stuff in there to make it go away.

I reckon you should send him on a food hygiene course for his birthday, and then - and only then - put him in charge of stock rotation.
Grin

I hope he isn't sick in the night.

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