to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

It's called the Helicopter and it's what I'd do all day if I had a penis

OMG! He said it was called the helicopter!!! I didn't believe it! I can hardly type in disbelief!

Not something I've encountered but if it makes him happy and you don't mind then no harm.

erm, no, never been ... treated to this!

I have never encountered the helicopter I can't say it would impress me. It would probably just make me laugh.

Boys and there toys

Yep I've encountered the helicopter too

I wouldn't say it's to show off more for comedy reasons. My DP occasionally puts his cock between his legs and says "I'm a laydee" then turns around and adds " with piles". I just give him a look as he cackles to himself.

Other men I've been in relationships with have also done this. Perhaps I attract this type .

Men are childish.

No man has ever done that for me. I feel deprived. I'll have to ask DH when he wakens up.

so long as he doesn't do it in the queue for the checkout id say its fine.

Be thankful you don't live with my DH.
He stands there stark naked save for his socks and practises various squats and lunges.
I usually laugh but I'm not sure if this is the effect he is looking for.

report him to the RSPB. Then LTB

1000% requesting this show tonight.
I doubt I'll be indulged.

I've heard of it and I have been 'treated' to it before but I wouldn't say all blokes do it, nor that the point is to impress girlfriends!

Yes you are indeed deprived if you've never been offered a ride on the helicopter

😂😂😂😂

Can't say that in my extensive experience I've ever seen this. But hey as pp have said, if it makes him happy!

I thought this was a poem at first, something like Pam Agree would have wrote. The first two lines do have iambic pentameter in my opinion. Are you a poet and you just don't know it op?

I clearly need more wine or alternatively have had enough.

My husband would knock himself out if he did that.

stealthboast

I've seen the helicopter...and the mangina.

In fact I was chased down the street by my sisters boyfriend when he was sporting a mangina.....until he fell over a low brick wall into someone's front garden

Ah the legendary Helicopter.

I have never actually been fortunate ebjugg to experience this, could you post a video?

Can you give us more context? I'm curious as to when this occurs - is it a foreplay thing or does he just hop up in the Corrie ad break?

Derek do you have to witness this? Does he slap it on his tummy? You're probably right... I think I'd do the same if I had one.

*enough

I have seen it done in the past. I get penis envy often