to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

I have never heard of helicopter, windmilling or mangina!

DH knows all those terms and said "Oh yeah, the windmill" like he is some sort of expert in these parts.

I asked him to sport some moves but he's too busy playing Clash of Clans.

One ex did this and it was so horrifying i dont think i ever took him seriously again. Dumped!

Stick a nipple tassel to the end of it just for extra effect😂

At least he is well endowed enough to do it??

This is the funniest thread EVER!! Off to ask Dh now....

Am I the only one to wonder what on earth the person who resurrected this ZOMBIE THREAD was 'searching ' for!!!?

I'm so glad this thread has been reawakened. Just pouted at dh and told him he hadn't swung his willy about for me in ages. He said 'Kay, what the fuck are you reading on mumsnet now'

resurrected was the word I was looking for, not reawakened

If I had a penis I'd be playing with it all day. And I'd spend evenings nekked and swinging it about.

Nobody's mentioned "the last chicken at Sainsburys" move!

My DH used to stand naked and say "man". Tuck his dick and balls down the middle and say "woman".
While keeping balls etc tucked down, swivel round so his back was facing me, bend forward and announce "bulldog!"

Balls go all fat and shiny. It really does look like the mutt's nuts. Never failed to crack me up.

To be fair this thread was mentioned on a current AIBU thread so maybe that's why it's been resurrected?

DH has always done it.

Actually I have tricks I can do with my vagina, supermoon100. I think it's the mutt's nuts and feel that any man who gets near it should count himself lucky.

I fail to see sexual confidence as the root of the battle of the sexes.

Our (late) DDad used to occasionally ask us - usually when merry- if we'd seen his one eared elephant.

He'd pull out one pocket then reach for his zip....

Thankfully he never unzipped. He did it for the reaction and the laughter.

what if its a little tommy tiddler?

Buy a small excitable kitten with sharp teeth and claws. That'll cure him.

Yep mine does the man Gina and the windmill/helicopter. Doesn't know about the bull dog but I will tell him about prawn's dh's third phase and I'm sure it will delight him.

He is a CEO of a fintech company.

My ex-P, now a very dear friend, used to windmill over a floor lamp and give me a fascinating puppet show on the ceiling.

I had an ex who used to do a shadow puppet show using the light from the TV (when we had lights off watching a film for atmosphere)

The helicopter is a regular performance in our household, as is the 'turkey'.. Swinging his nutsack side to side whilst waving his dick up and making a turkey sound. 🙄

Place marking purely for future use.

wtf...never heard of it and it sounds totally ridiculous.

ha my dh has done the helicopter and mangina on many occasions, i just look at him like and carry on with my crochet

I'm only on page 2 but feel a need to ask if anyone has ever seen a bloke do the puppetmaster? Laughed my head off.