to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

I have often gripped my shaft and testicles in my right hand and used my left hand to draw eyes onto the balls, this turns my balls into eyes and my penis into a nose. Using my thumbs placed underneath the nose I can make it talk.

Yes, I use my genitals to make a cock puppet.
Sorry.

I am not having a go. yet

Sparechange- No he doesn't he said he got it from something but I forgot what, it must be that!

I have never personally experienced either helicopter or mangina but I sounded DH out and he clearly knew what a Helicopter was without me giving the game away.

Fwiw he wasn't clear in why men would think it was a sexy thing. He made an unhappy face.

Totally normal in our house. When the DSs were about 5.

Talk, SaggyNaggy? I thought you were going to say spit...

Dunno about spit but it looks a bit like Cyril Sneer.

First thread in ages that has made me laugh out loud. Had to read the highlights to dh bloody bastard refused to partake

He probably wants to try it in private first Dakota

OldRaver

Wasn't there an act called 'puppetry of the penis' years ago based on men helicoptering them about behind a piece of fabric!?

I'm crying here and dh just walked in from work and asked what i was reading, he's never done these before With me.
I'm frightened if he does I'll wake the baby laughing too loud 😂

This has made me howl with laughter. DO won't do it for me, despite asking for 5 years. He rated he is saving it for a spacial occasion!!!

Yes! I believe that Posh and Beck's hired the penis puppet people for a private party they held!

I am in the corner twitching.

FIL is a retired helicopter pilot.

What the hell did he and MIL do for recreation!??!?!?!

Oh, God! I need brain bleach! Mental floss! They are in their 80s

DP and says

My husband does this every Sunday morning... apparently it's my 'alarm cock', he also brings a cup of tea and it's not done sexual way so I find it funny.

I'm glad we've reassured the OP her bloke is pretty normal.

One bloke was very offended when I just I laughed. I knew then it wasn't going to last.

Oh God. I'd forgotten all about puppetry of the penis.

The was no cloth.

It's called willy windmills here and both DH and DS do it...double joy for me

I saw Puppetry of the Penis...there were certainly not behind any kind of fabic

I got the book and OH may of tried a few but said they hurt

It's normal unfortunately

Ahaha I remember my first helicopter.

I imagine my face was a mix of rolled into one.

It didn't have the effect he wanted though as once the shock left I burst into hysterical laughter which killed the mood a bit. Though how he thought coming towards me with a suggestive look spinning his knob around was erotic I will never know.

It didn't last. DH has never treat me to the helicopter, for which I am grateful. He did once think he was funny to 'tuck' and pretend to have a fanny though.

DH does this when he gets out of the shower. He steps out dripping wet, no towel, and shakes himself side to side for my viewing pleasure (apparently) and making very loud slapping sounds, he also covers everything in water like shaggy dog. It goes on for quite some time till i cave and tell him to stop it, then he follows me round doing it dripping water thru the bedrooms and hallway (which has no blind - i keep telling him the neighbours are going to call the police. I am tempted to hire an actor in a police uniform - or a moonlighting stripper - to knock at the door one day).

Mangina? Really? Have we all forgotten that this is mumsnet and we use our words here?!

The word is mulva.