to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

Yes DP often windmills for me and less often does the mangina. Totally normal and I would do it too if I could

I've been treated to a helicopter and also a swinging pendulum movement where he bounces it from one thigh to the other 😂

Hahahah loving the names to describe this. And yes my husband does it when he takes his towel off after the shower 🙄🙄

I think it's a jokey thing and certainly doesn't impress their girlfriends any more the tucking it between their legs and mincing around. Men are childish

This was weird the first time around.

Dh's isn't long enough to do any of that stuff,short and stumpy. I feel deprived.

DH does it, usually as part of his naked dance in the bedroom. It is quite funny sometimes.
More often when he is dressed, he does his 'baby elephant' impression which involves him turning his trouser pockets inside out, undoing his zip and pulling his cock out.

I have had a rather .... erm.... adventurous womanhood and I have never seen this! DH is more than endowed enough to do it but has never ever done it!

My husband does this dance and calls it the "balls johnson" dance. I.e balls and 'johnson' both swinging in the wind. I actually do find it hilarious.

My DH has never done this and refuses to do it as he say it is childish. sulks

I am howling at the last chicken at sainsbury's reference - my DH does this and I thought he'd made it up! Now wondering where the hell he got it from

My DH finds cock swinging hilarious.

He also likes to grab hold of it and doink me in the head with it - a bit like the Timmy Mallett show game if anyone remembers that.....

As a very, very single parent I am seriously regretting reading this post.....

I told oh about prawn's dh's bulldog. He thought it was hilarious. Oh has promised me a demo later.

(Who said romance is dead?)

Looking forward to hearing whether you find it as funny as I do, nagsandovalballs.

I read about this on a previous thread. My husband had never heard of it, but obliged. I think it's hysterical. Helicopter, not mangina (why would I want to see that!). I imagine it's quite an effective way to dry it post shower really!

honeyroar also safer than a hair dryer or popping in onto of the radiator

So 1DAD2KIDS what were you searching for when you found and bumped this thread?

I was actually interested in attitudes towards swinging as part of my exploration of alternative relationships. Obviously it's funny the things you find when you do a search. I seen this one and thought it was funny. Didn't know it was such a common thing.

Yes you do find odd stuff if you search for swinging I guess....

Not normal.

Mine does the helicopter as he walks back into he bedroom after a shower we do have towels & sometimes swings it up to slap on his tummy by swivelling his hips back & forth.

Never saw any previous partners doing this

DH just got out of the shower, came back into the bedroom and just got dressed. Like a normal person would. Phew.

It may not be a bad thing on a hot summer night; I imagine quite cooling the breeze. I guess the problem would be getting him to do it for 8 hrs

Unfortunately the helicockter is a regular feature chez ItWentInMyEye