to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

Ask him to do the elephant

I've never heard of this, or done it myself

AGL I bet you can't resist the temptation now you know it's a thing....

I've never been subjected to it either.

I have experienced in this past - not very sexy at all.

Thankfully DP knows what to do with his and it does not involve doing the helicopter

Dp does this. It's so funny I request it and he complies.

It makes me laugh the most when he swings it from side to side so it slaps off his legs.

I'm as childish as him I think.

Sarcasm - as displayed in Silence of the Lambs by the SPOLER ALERT serial murderer chappie.

His motives were slightly different though.

Helicopter dick
Helicopter dick
To impress a chick
Do the helicopter dick

This the song my DP sings when he does it

stretch Bloody hell! Why did your mum need to tell you that? That's not an image you'll ever erase from your brain!

We both do various naked comedy dances in the morning while getting dressed.. helicoptering, boob and bum shimmying.. general childish jiggling.. thought it was normal..

stretch Ewwww! Don't want to think of my Dad in this way...!

Are you dating Austin Powers?

Just point and laugh, a lot. Problem Sorted.

DH does this sometimes, but it's deffo not to impress me, he just finds it hilarious. Which tbf, it is.

I'm more amazed at those who don't do it. Causes much merriment in our house, but then we both have the sense of humour of a 12yr old boy. If I had one for the day I'd waste hours on this.

My adult son does this at the top of the stairs and shouts 'meat swing '
I
Just roll my eyes and tell him to put it away
He finds it incredibly funny

Youarenotprepared

Well when you put it that way

I have been known to ask DH to demonstrate his dancing todger when he domes out of the shower - tis vair amusing

I asked dh he said "are you mad slinky? I'll put me back out!"

Yeah, the cock dance.

Seen it a few times now.

I've witnessed 3 - the helicopter, the mangina and the thigh slap (where they swing their hips from side to side so it vigorously and audibly slaps their thighs).

Almost every man I've been with wow that makes me sound like a slag has done some variation of one of these at some point.

Most recently, DS was doing the thigh slap and mangina in front of the bathroom mirror at my Dparents house. My DM piped up "Awww! Just like his Granddad!"

Same ex also used to like whip it up so it slapped against his stomach .

Tsk - comes, not domes

We all do this. And the tucking yourself between the legs and running around saying 'I'm a lady'

I just asked dh to do his cock dance. He refused.

He hasn't done it in a long time.

I asmire the ladies who do boob shimmering

If I did that I'd get black eyes sigh

I've never seen OH do a helicopter even though I have encouraged him

He does do the swing back and forward so it slaps his belly button, but usually ends up hurting himself...at which point I dissolve into hysterics

He can also do the mangina.....and an add on to that I can tgo into yet

Ohdearducks to the tune of?