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to think cock swinging isn't normal?

250 replies

laureywilliams · 02/10/2016 22:02

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

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Dafspunk · 02/10/2016 22:11

Oh yes, the mangina - well familiar with that one.

YouCanDoThis · 02/10/2016 22:12

I have only witnessed this from a friend's over excited 7yr old at bath time.

Nakatomi · 02/10/2016 22:12

I know what it is but thankfully I've never been subjected to it by DP.

He does like drawing a face around his belly button and making it talk though...

HeyNannyNanny · 02/10/2016 22:12

Asked DP.

He said no. Sad

CannotEvenDeal · 02/10/2016 22:13

I personally find it very funny. It's usually when dh comes into the bedroom after his shower and takes off his towel... like an unveiling ha ha

Stevefromstevenage · 02/10/2016 22:14

Yep ex was a good man for the cock swing.

RJnomore1 · 02/10/2016 22:14

It's not fore play more stupid after laughs ime!

fatshitcrazy · 02/10/2016 22:15

My ex used to do the helicopter then catch it between his legs for a mangina finish! Not sexy at all I always found it weirdly funny!

CannotEvenDeal · 02/10/2016 22:15

Oh and like anything, it's not funny everyday. He only does it every once in a while and it gives me a good giggle

Bettercallsaul1 · 02/10/2016 22:16

Umbongo The last thing your husband needs is further concussions... Grin

laureywilliams · 02/10/2016 22:16

dafspunk to give some context he may for example wake up, get out of bed, stretch, scratch then vigorously helicopter. In the shower is another popular venue.

Its not really foreplay, more like comedy attention seeking. Its quite noisy, especially when wet (ie in the shower)

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AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 02/10/2016 22:17

I've never heard of this, or done it myself.

done a mangina though

TalcAndTurnips · 02/10/2016 22:17

It is similar to the mating rituals displayed by the Birds of Paradise on David Attenborough's nature docs.

Some males make elaborate bowers of intertwined branches, flower petals and shiny objects; some jump up and down along a branch making a noise like a 70s Trimphone.

Some do the helicopter cock swing. It all leads to the same end result on the whole.

UmbongoUnchainedInAPearTreeeee · 02/10/2016 22:18

better I do think the next head injury will be his last! Although killing hinself with his own cock would be the best way to go Grin

PinkSquash · 02/10/2016 22:19

It was probably the best thing my STBXH ever did. Helicoptering post shower or before getting dressed. I just pointed and laughed Grin

laureywilliams · 02/10/2016 22:19

CannotEvenDeal Yes !! Post shower. A classic situation for helicoptering. Mangina too!! Though didn't know it had a name. Thanks...

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shitwithsugaron · 02/10/2016 22:20

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laureywilliams · 02/10/2016 22:22

TroysMammy I'm cracking up at the piles!!!!

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clumsyduck · 02/10/2016 22:22

derek Grin

Yeh I know it as "windmilling" an ex bf once stood and did it I just stared unsure of what the fuck was happening

laureywilliams · 02/10/2016 22:23

Thanks all I'm reassured. I think.

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PickledCauliflower · 02/10/2016 22:23

I've never heard of this.
An ex boyfriend used to like to spin round in front of me naked until he felt dizzy and collapsed. No idea how it started. It it was funny - not at all sexy but very amusing..

amysmummy12345 · 02/10/2016 22:23

Can't beat a good helicopter with the old chopper 😁 I don't know why but whenever dh has done it I've always wanted to burst into "greased lightening" it kinda reminds me of when John Travolta whizzes the chamois leather round in the song 😂

SarcasmMode · 02/10/2016 22:24

I know of the helicopter but unsure of mangina- is that when they curl it inwards ?

stretch · 02/10/2016 22:25

Dh and both ds' do this. We call it 'windmilling' and according to my mother, so does my father....😣😣😫😫😒😒

travellinglighter · 02/10/2016 22:25

I have a freind with a huge penis and he does it all the time just as an excuse to get it out he calls it a variation of the helicopter using his name e.g. The billycopter (not his real name. He thinks it's funny, I think he's going to end up on the sex offenders register.