to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

Most recently, DS was doing the thigh slap and mangina in front of the bathroom mirror at my Dparents house. My DM piped up "Awww! Just like his Granddad!" confused blush
Omg that's hilarious !!

Surely it must hurt
Especially thigh slapping
If I bounce my boobs enough it hurts a little

What Derek said
All fucking day long

The slapping it up and down thing is also a 'thing' . It's called clacking. It's my man's signature move.

Greg Davies does it in Man Down to win back his ex. It doesn't work.

If your dp/dh is refusing then clearly you need to LTB

laurey- it's hard to say really I suppose it's more of a rap?!

oldraver please share..!

thanks ducks I wont be satisfied unless it is now accompanied by a rap. Your DH should think about Xfactor...

My ex used to do it as a party trick, people would put requests in for him to do it. I should have realised that we were not meant to be together at the first display. We obviously moved in different circles

I asked DH. He peered at me over the top of his glasses with disdain, muttering "bloody Mumsnet".
He then denied he's ever windmilled, helicoptered or done the lady dance. But I don't believe him.

Pun intended great?

This thread

clumsyduck not initially

Rather like ?

OP..I may need another cider before I can share

Oh bugger I have mentioned this before on MN

Right....after doing a mangina...OH turns round and erm waggles his willy around can get the tip in his bum

I have video

I wonder whether this is the thread that will make into the DailyFail next week?

Have you seen the elephant. My DH pops his penis through his zip and pulls his pockets out and pretends to be an elephant. It's really quite imaginative.

And that is why I want a penis!

Ohdearducks

He doesn't take credit for it, does he?! It's a Lonely Island sketch. I'll try and find it on YouTube but Justin Timberlake does it in the original..!

Here you go!
Watch Justin timberlake treat Lady GaGa to helicopter dick!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Am I the only one totally knowing AGL is having a go right now?

have you seen the elephant?

Well I have now!!

he must have a massive knob oldraver!!!!

JD calls it the woo woo dance in Scrubs. I've never looked at the cocktail the same way again DP is partial to it