To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Well done Blue!

A very exciting final post of a .

AGL that sounds awful out of context!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe you did that to me.

as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one. Do you mean me?

Wait, no. I understand the sentence now.

Love it, AGL - what were your A level results again?

my phone keyboard was being a dick. It wouldn't type!

signing in.

So I disappear off for dinner and you lot talk about sex toys.

GBBO is on. DD & DH are glued to it, which is ironic, given that neither of them even knows how to turn the oven on in this house.

If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again–it had a dying fall.
O, it came o'er my ear, like the sweet sound
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing, and giving odour.
. . .

being it was jess that wanted thrusting not me. I just gave her an idea of how to achieve it.

What's your favourite sex toy Being? Mine is a French Fancy.

What are these threads and how come i've missed 11 of them?

noob!

Butter, flour, and ground ginger.

peach Welcome!

I miss toad 😫

DD says she's going to bake a gingerbread Hogwarts. Hahahahahahaha. DH is going to make a gingerbread golf course.

Well, I was quite happy with my description! apart from the typo
Summed me up a treat, I thought. Thought Blue's quote summed her up nicely too.

Hm (autocorrect changed that to him 😂) ...

Dunno. Can't say I have used any many.

Welcome to elQuinto as well.

These threads are, in a word: epic!

Peach and elquinto - what are your star signs, which region do you live in? And if you luuurve Aidan Turned, hands off cos he's Portia's secret boyfriend.