To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

better that quote did not sum me up perfectly!

AGL Because a Miele has a life expectancy of 20-30yrs! A normal washing machine has a life expectancy of 5yrs.

AGL. Avoiding the question, much?

being. Wasn't it Emma?

Just remembered I was flouncing, so bye

What question?

I'm not needed at school gate anymore

I don't know Jess. The thread went mad when I went for dinner.

Why, Portia? :(

I could flounce because I did not get a mention and I am the bleeding FOUNDER!!

For the newbies, yesterday was Founders Day. It was my birthday. So everyone gets to have some

Her DD is 17. It's embarrassing at that age if your mum asks you if you've remembered to have a wee and to bring your homework home.

Think you're protesting a bit too much there, Blue. When in a hole, stop digging! Besides, they'd have found out, sooner or later...

AGL. I don't know what the question was. I'm still . You wait. Just you bloody wait.

She can still go though! Portia You're welcome to walk me to the gates of uni

You can wave me off to work if you like Portia.

Well, this thread is getting off to an explosive start! Blue flouncing, Vanilla getting cross... AGL - control your thread!

Yes. Emma is me.

I know it's an advantage being a sept baby but my god she's been at home far too long now!!!

A lovely name cc

better I'm the tamest one here. You only have to nip over to the bed tread to see that!

Twenty eighth BingThing

Trying to PM you but it keeps saying 'message invalid'- unless it went through 20 times cos i kept hitting send

I love cake, keep it coming!

Sorry everyone, DS1 isn't very well. He's had awful trapped wind all day and the pain got to its worst a few hours ago, but he's just fallen asleep on the sofa.

So, here I am.
TWELFTH still doesn't look right thread. You did a grand job AGL.

And I'd just like to give thanks to our Founder Vanilla, because without her none of this would be possible.

To any newbies, I'd like to say that even though you may think we're not normal, you'd be absolutely right. But we are all lovely.

Oh so close! I'm the 29th.

But AGL I think you are not hanging off the edge of the Country like me. By the time I got to your uni you'd be finished for the day.

Nah, just pretending! I think it's time to have a photo. I must remember to print a load of these out and keep them in my car to use as and when appropriate. ...

Jess Well maybe if you didn't spend so much time with DrSeth...