To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

He was a Turner but she turned him.

You finishded without posting a linky! I couldn't find you for aaaages!
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I'm organising tea and cakes for breaks during a workshop on Saturday and Sunday.

Greetings to peach and elQuinto!

Make me a willow cabin at your gate
And call upon my soul within the house;
Write loyal cantons of contemned love
And sing them loud even in the dead of night;
Halloo your name to the reverberate hills
And make the babbling gossip of the air
Cry out Portia or You should not rest
Between the elements of air and earth
But you should shag me.

Vanilla Will you please stop stealing my thunder with your star sign questions? You stick to your List!

Annie, there was a link.

Sorry. I can't even remember what moist was about.

My list!!!!! I meant my list. What is it with the moist?

Eh?

Moist

What an impression to give to newcomers!

Thank you muchly beingatwat.

I think I might like it here

They'd have found out eventually Better.

Er.... Taurus, Spain, and i'm afraid i don't know who Aiden Turner is

I'll give myself a

Vanilla

Um Virgo (birthday tomorrow ugh!)
South West U.K
I don't....he is all hers!.

I have used poetic licence in my post
My apologies Billy Shakespeare

But i am old and have fancied this guy since i was 16

Your List was of areas where posters lived. I was dealing with the more challenging mystic and supernatural side of things.

Just a note to say I'm impressed you've spelt twelfth correctly. I'm amazed how many people miss the f out.

Another Virgo! The signs are aligning!

I'm clever I is

Happy birthday for tomorrow! It was my birthday yesterday 🎁🎀🎊🍸🍷🍹🍹🍹🍹🍧🍦🍰

This is Aidey baby

Welcome everyone I am Portia from Cornwall and I am bonkers

Rufus...... nooooooohhhhhh!!!!