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To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 20:22

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word Confused) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts Wink A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Grin
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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 21:51

To any newbies, I'd like to say that even though you may think we're not normal, you'd be absolutely right. But we are all lovely.

It will become normal soon. Wink

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 21:52

*Thread not tread.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 21:52

My glad rags

To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?
VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 21:53

Tree chic. Does your Irish man like you looking smart?

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 21:54

Can we just take a moment

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 21:55

Oh!

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 21:57
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VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 21:57

Oh Yesssssss!!!!!!

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 21:58

Ding dong !!!!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 21:59

He makes me moist. Wink

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 21:59

That's my DP.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 22:01

vanilla I love the turtle pic. I need some of those. It would be better than handwriting ones that say "I park like a twat because I am one". Which of course I never do except when someone parks like a pratt

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 22:01

Flat viewing tomorrow, I'm excited even though I'm telling myself not to be!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 31/08/2016 22:02

AGL making an appointment is getting harder and harder these
days...

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:02

I think you'll find he's my DF and we are due to wed shortly

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 22:02

CC way better than AT but shh don't tell Portia I said that

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:02

My Aidey is coooooollllll

To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?
VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 22:03

I'm taking my DCs to meet The Queen tomorrow. Just thought I'd drop that one in.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 22:04

AGL good luck. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:04

I am not amused !!!😵

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:05

AGL good luck.

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:05

The Queen, Vanilla, how civilised.

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 22:06

No, THIS is the coolest man on the planet. Forever.

Can't claim credit for the turtle pic, I'm afraid - it was on Facebook .

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 22:06

Sorry Portia but its true. I watched some crappy film with him in just because he was in it.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:07

Who tf is that?
Have we all seen the thread about a different 17 year old dd??