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To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 20:22

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word Confused) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts Wink A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Grin
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carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:08

His brother isn't bad either

Good genes

To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?
carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:09

What thread portia?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 22:09

Blue, how did you do crossed out and bold?!? Shock

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 22:10

She might not be in. But I'll make sure i get a biscuit.

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:11

Like this maybe - I don't know I'm guessing

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:11

Ooh I did it!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 22:12

Just testing this out

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 22:12

Ah!!!

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 22:12

It's David Bowie. Clicking the V!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 31/08/2016 22:14

I don't really like good-looking men. I prefer them a bit rough round the edges. Like Baldrick.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 22:14

I like Gerard Butler.

tiffanysfanny · 31/08/2016 22:14

What is this never ending chitchat? I can't seem to keep up

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:15

I dont watch his crappy films was he a hobbit

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 22:15

tiffany welcome! Don't worry about catching up, just jump in.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:16

Jess you have your specs yes????

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 22:16

cc I like both of them. both are better than AT

tiffanysfanny · 31/08/2016 22:17

Alwrightdio.

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 22:17

Chris Hemsworth is a veritable sex god in Rush..phwoar.

AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 22:18

Thankyou everyone! Want me to update you tomorrow? Grin

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PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:18

I bought a £5000 mattress to play bouncy on
Gran says tis money well spent

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:19

I appreciate a roughian jess. But maybe not as far as sweet sweet Balderick!!

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:20

Stop trying to wind me up. I have Grans genes !

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:20

Only 5k portia?! Didn't want the gold plated diamond encrusted springs for an extra £1000

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 22:20

Yes please AGL - don't forget to wash behind your ears and doff your cap.