To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Another Taurus! When is your birthday elQuinto?

Am I still the only Pisces? :(

Just seen a trailer for Poldark

Just seen the new trailer for Poldark. That Aidan has got a twinkle in his eye, hasn't he?

He has a twinkle elsewhere

Practically twins Vanilla!. Hope you had a lovely birthday.

I can see I am going to have to apply myself to try and keep up with this thread.

So I'm peach, about to turn 38 (gah) and have a six month old DD - so don't keep up with anything other than laundry!. Will do my best. Thanks for the welcome - off to bed to await the dawn of a new wrinkle or 10!.

Wow! I was 38 (again) yesterday! What a coincidence.

Ive been 38 for many years and i intend to remain 38 for many more to.come.

End of April BeingATwat

'fraid I'm not getting the AT lurve

Rufus was my first Real Man crush, before that it'd been Matt Goss

Im only half way to 44.

Matt

Actual

Goss????????????

Happy Birthdays all round.

And thanks for the welcome - what a lovely bunch of vipers.

Please do tell me if i'm using too many emojis, i do tend to go overboard!

Yes Vanilla . I had that little taste! And I upped my glasses prescription so could see Real Men.

just lurking around...

oh, I looked and missed it! Sowwy
cakes before the eyes
Age? I get free prescriptions, but not free bus pass
Dh going to Southampton tomorrow. I have declined to accompany him. Too bloody far

Hang on a second - are you saying you're Taurus, Being? . You pretended to be Sagittarius before, if I remember rightly! I think you pretend to be the same star sign as people you want to be friends with! Newbies, take note!

AGL. Sweet fucking Jesus! Whaaaat?! Was on the phone talking to my mum, and told her 'Oh, I've had a mention on the twelfth thread'.

She asked what it said, and I had to about-face the convo and ask about the cat.

jet The Princess Bride is my favourite film of all time.

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I am in luuurrrrrvvvveeee
Just like my dd

Prepping for DD's 5th birthday tomorrow.....

5 before she's even fucking started school.

Blow up a balloon anyone 🎈🎈

I have no puff left to blow

Can you be more specific elQuinto.

I am 100% a Taurus!

Ooh portia, straight in there l

But she'll do really well at school if she's fully five before she starts, cc. The older, more mature children generally have an advantage.

cc, did we establish your name?

Why the bloody hell are Miele washing machines so expensive