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AIBU?

DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

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4VeryBlondes · 07/09/2015 21:12

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

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StealthPolarBear · 07/09/2015 21:13

A willy off???

Hobbes8 · 07/09/2015 21:13

He was what in the where now?

Brekekekex · 07/09/2015 21:14

He was having a what in the garden??

TenForward82 · 07/09/2015 21:14

You were in the bath. He's being a tosser.

Though can you please clarify WHAT he was doing in the garden with next door?

MaliaGrace · 07/09/2015 21:14

Must admit, having your willy off with next door neighbours does sound preferable to staying in

Just saying like...

chestnutmare · 07/09/2015 21:14

A willy off?!

Gileswithachainsaw · 07/09/2015 21:15

you were unavailable he knew this so he should have stayed in.

his willy off could wait

WingMirrorSpider · 07/09/2015 21:15

Is it like Bake Off?

AnyFucker · 07/09/2015 21:15

pardon ?

LittleMissLady · 07/09/2015 21:15

Watching to find out just what exactly a willy off is!
This might be what I need to brighten my day!!

MrsGentlyBenevolent · 07/09/2015 21:16

I think your husband has more issues here than missing a parcel. Does he often willy-bother next door?

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 07/09/2015 21:16

Marking place as also intrigued by the "Willy off"...

ChanandlerBongsNeighbour · 07/09/2015 21:16

Trying desperately to reverse autocorrect guess what exactly he was doing in the garden!

StealthPolarBear · 07/09/2015 21:17

Come BACK op

Tangfastics · 07/09/2015 21:18

Best thread I've read today on mn

StealthPolarBear · 07/09/2015 21:19

I almost Google d but I darent

DonkeyOaty · 07/09/2015 21:19

Erm. I am wearing my Agog Face. It's a cross between and

LittleMissLady · 07/09/2015 21:19

No no don't google!

JeffreysMummyisCross · 07/09/2015 21:19

Is it like Bake Off?
What does the technical challenge involve? And the show stopper?

TheCatsMother99 · 07/09/2015 21:20

If your husband was having his willy off with the neighbour I think you should concentrate on that issue before worrying about a parcel-argument

TestingTestingWonTooFree · 07/09/2015 21:20

Sometimes you get holes in fences from knots. I'm guessing they poke their dicks through them.

Donotknowhownottomind · 07/09/2015 21:21

you were unavailable he knew this so he should have stayed in.

his willy off could wait

OP your thread has made me much happier than I was a moment ago and YANBU. My h also throws his weight around parcel wise and it makes me feel like this .

MrsBertMacklin · 07/09/2015 21:22

I don't normally place mark.., but place-marking.

YANBU, his parcel, his problem.

DonkeyOaty · 07/09/2015 21:22

Ewwwww. Didn't thingy, Careless Whisper fellow, get into trub for similar?

PorcupineNecktie · 07/09/2015 21:22

Oh this is brilliant I need to know what a willy off is!

And re. parcel, YANBU at all!

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