DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

[4VeryBlondes]

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

paula at "anyone"

Please do it next time someone shouts at you and report back. In fact, all MNers should. We could have a willy willy willy off amongst ourselves.

I thought it was a swilly - as in a drink - but the rest of the sentence doesn't read like that and I am now bemused

Op , where are you?

Was it Yodel or Herpes?

OP please come back! We're laughing WITH you, not AT you! Pleeeeeeze. ..

My first thought on reading willy off was actually the Lorena Bobbit case.

It happened when I was still a student (many moons ago) and was big news. She did actually cut her DH's willy off!!

Do update please OP. Hope the parcel was nothing to do with the willy off??

Another one needing to know what a willy off is!

Actually having a willy off sounds like it has the potential to be EXTREMELY painful. Maybe he had good reason for not coming to the front door. Was there blood?

prelude well I'm up for that. Carpe diem, seize the day, life's too short etc. I am shouting 'willy' thrice at the next available opportunity!

MN is weird tonight, right?

It's boring now

Buffy how come you ain't a sausage from out of space yet?

I'm going with the theory that a "Willy off" is like a testosterone contest. My lawn mowers bigger than yours type thing

That Willy Willy Willy thread has got me rolling around with laughter

This is going to be one of those threads that people name to prove that they are regular posters after a NC. Penis beaker, naice ham, pom bears, gluezilla, willy off... Yes i think that works nicely.

Crying with laughter here. If this is a real OP I'm not convinced this was the answer to her question that she was looking for...

DH looking at me like u have completely lost the plot as I can't stop laughing long enough to explain why I'm crying with laughter .
OP YANBU - I wouldn't have got out the bath either!
Now please enlighten us what's a willy off???

I hope the parcel didn't actually contain a new willy, ready to be stitched on in place of the one that was taken off in the neighbour's garden.

Oh pleeeeeeeeease come back, op! We simply have to know what a willy off is.

Topsey

I reckon the parcel contained a willy hose sprinkler attachment

A willy off. .
Too see who had the biggest ERM one out of him and his neighbour.
You tell him. It's not the size of the ship that's important. It's the motion on the ocean

Boringly its prob the same as a pissing contest....but I'm choosing to not believe and its bound to be a fun new neighbourly bonding thing
This thread has actually made me really laugh - fyi it hurts when coffee comes out of ur nose!!