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DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

239 replies

4VeryBlondes · 07/09/2015 21:12

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

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BlackeyedSusan · 07/09/2015 21:37

I think op has slunk off to name change and never come back ever, ever again... Grin

did he have his wEllies on?

StealthPolarBear · 07/09/2015 21:37

Roses I don't like to speculate (ha!) So let's look at the facts. Ops dh came back grumpy and picked a fight about parcels. ..

Nonnainglese · 07/09/2015 21:38
Grin Just spluttered red wine all down my front....DH looking Confused What the hell is a willy-off ? Does neighbour's wife mind? DH says sounds like DIY castration, but doesn't think it's a participant sport undertaken with ones neighbour in their garden.

Joining queue

redgoat · 07/09/2015 21:39

I cannot leave this thread without knowing what a willy off is!!! Come back OP.

Goldmandra · 07/09/2015 21:39

Shameless place marking

Me too.

absolutelyloveit · 07/09/2015 21:40

Googling willy off is interesting.....

APlaceOnTheCouch · 07/09/2015 21:40

He should have answered it. The willy antics with the neighbour could have waited I'm guessing since I also have no idea what a willy off is

ghostyslovesheep · 07/09/2015 21:40

OP I think you might have deliberately got a word wrong there ... nice effort though but it takes an epic T rex to get my interest these days Grin

TenForward82 · 07/09/2015 21:40

lordstrange Grin I'm dying! Grin Grin

ClashCityRocker · 07/09/2015 21:41

Yanbu OP, if you were in the bath you were not available and he should have made adequate provision for the parcel delivery.

StealthPolarBear · 07/09/2015 21:41

Someone somewhere must recognise the term. Northern Wales? West London? Outer Mongolia?

paulapompom · 07/09/2015 21:42

Nonn that John Wayne Bobbit man was one of Google's suggestions - dh could be right, castration.. with the neighbour.... through the fence?!

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 07/09/2015 21:42

Fuck me I am properly weeping

GloriaHotcakes · 07/09/2015 21:43

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ThatsNotEvenAWord · 07/09/2015 21:43

Adding to the list of people place marking, this is the best thread I've ever read! Too soon to nominate for classics?!

QueenFrusso · 07/09/2015 21:43

Where's the OP gone? OP please come back and correct the typo, we've already said ywnbu, we want to know what dh was doing with the neighbours willy.

Prelude · 07/09/2015 21:43

Ahahahahahaha! I'm sort of hoping the OP doesn't come back to correct now. Keep the willy jokes, er, coming.

Queenbean · 07/09/2015 21:44

It just means that he was showing off to his neighbour doesn't it?!

coffeeisnectar · 07/09/2015 21:44

Omg! I have tears reading this!!

He is bu and I hope you enjoyed your bath while he was playing with his Willy with next door.

BlackeyedSusan · 07/09/2015 21:44

oh dear, I have had to make a choice between spitting out my tea or choking to death....

some of you got off lightly with only mopping up t shirts

Rarity08 · 07/09/2015 21:44

This is fucking hilarious Grin

TenForward82 · 07/09/2015 21:45

Gloria Or did he beat the neighbour off? Blush

Iggi999 · 07/09/2015 21:46

Actual tears here Grin

Sagethyme · 07/09/2015 21:46

And this is why i love mumsnet Grin
His parcel so he should definitely have been waiting in and holding off the willy off thingy....sounds a bit painful though... Cant work out if you'd have to be best mates or worse enemies with your neighbours for a willy off

StealthPolarBear · 07/09/2015 21:47

Isn't cock fighting illegal?