DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

[4VeryBlondes]

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

I wouldn't have that kind of relationship with my neighbours now at all.

I've had such a shit day and this has cheered me up no end!

Is there a prize for the most williest willy?

Ha ha I bet he was in the back garden comparing who had the bestest mower/strimmer or what not

OP you are right and he was in next doors garden the wrong.

hth.

I'm in bother from DH because I'm doing the silent giggling thing so hard I'm wobbling the sofa!

No way should you have got out of the bath....well maybe only to check who was winning the willy off.

How one brings it up with ones neighbours?
"Hey Brian are you busy next Thursday? Oh you're free, great! Fancy a game of squash? Oh that's right, I forgot about your dodgy ankle. Willy-off instead? Our garden or yours? The wife will ref."

What could be simpler?

Did they try and deliver it next door but get defeated by the willy off there too?

You mean it's not autocorrect?? Willy off is actually a thing

I googled. Apparently it can be like a pissing competition, like who has the best garden shed.

Google also gave other results

Who was judging the willy off? I'm imagining a panel giving scores.

Next time dp looks a bit neglected when I'm going out I'll ask the man next door if he wants to have a willy off with him. That'll cheer him up

It might be a metaphor - perhaps the dh and neighbour were comparing lawnmowers or jet washers or power tools or something? But I hope not . . .

Maybe a welly off? My auto correct always changes welly to willy. I'm still not sure what that is though.

Oh god Op please come back and clarify!

Forgotten the question!

My first toughy was a wank off. I don't even know if that's a real thing

The only autocorrect I'm coming up with is welly off, which is equally intriguing.

Oh cross post. That's probably it then. Shame.

Maybe next time have the willy off in the lounge?

Who won the willy off?

Snigger snigger!

What now? You were supposed to run to the front door properly naked while he has a willy off with next door?

What kind of neighbourhood is this .

Shameless place marking

A willy off in the back garden... I'm assuming it's quite a low fence? Splinter risk must be pretty high.