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DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

239 replies

4VeryBlondes · 07/09/2015 21:12

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

OP posts:
GloryHoleInTheTrellis · 08/09/2015 21:13

Evening all.

Just popping on to confirm that, sadly, I have seen no action today. Sad

No neighbours in the garden. No willies.

But, in other news, the pampas grass is growing nicely. Must be the sunny weather we've been having.

Regards, GHITT

MummaV · 08/09/2015 21:18

I need to know what a Willy Off is after spitting my drunk across the table at the pub, snorting with laughter and being stared at by the men intently watching the football!

MsJamieFraser · 08/09/2015 21:26

I read it to be swally scottish word for drinking alcoholic beverage....

sarahbanshee · 08/09/2015 21:46

DH has just tried entering s willy off into his iPhone to see what autocorrect does and got rilly eerily of Altoids fluid. Which leaves me none the wiser.

paulapompom · 08/09/2015 21:52

Ohhhh swally yes it could be that. Do you think the op got scared that we started asking about her dhs Willy when all he did was have a drink witha neighbour.?

OfficeGirl1969 · 08/09/2015 23:30

OH thinks it's like a "pissing contest" i.e. a manly altercation.....

I however am imagining a Star Wars style battle, only with knobs instead of light sabres........Shock

Amy0039 · 09/09/2015 16:50

My first MN shameless placemark. I'm preparing for the anticlimax, but I really do need to know what on earth was going on in that back garden.....

johnwinstonlennon · 09/09/2015 20:56

that's what I thought! or could they ask her directly about the willy off and then tell us?

Williamsmum02 · 09/09/2015 21:39

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RaspberryOverload · 09/09/2015 21:40

To get the boring stuff out the way: his parcel, his responsibility.

Now, I so hope this isn't a hoax, I really, really need to know WTF is a willy off?!?!

EverythingisonmyMurtaughlist · 09/09/2015 21:42

Shamelessly place marking Smile

Dontneedausername · 09/09/2015 21:45

9 feckin pages and no response?! Come on OP!

AlpacaBackPack · 10/09/2015 07:29

MummaV your poor drunk Shock

Grin
OwlAtEase · 10/09/2015 08:07

Not cool to leave us dangling about the willy, OP

What kind of person are you

Alohamora · 10/09/2015 09:22

Is this the same husband who T-Rex's in Asda?

I have visions of two men helicoptering their willies in the back garden!!

Loulou000 · 10/09/2015 22:30

Now DH is cross with me for laughing too much.

AlpacaLypse · 10/09/2015 22:34

are we on 218 messages in a state of desperation to find out what on earth a willy off might be?

MuttonDressedAsGoose · 10/09/2015 22:36

I skipped ahead to the last page and nothing!

YouBastardSockBalls · 10/09/2015 22:49

Disappointed not to have found out what a willy off is.

Amy0039 · 10/09/2015 23:36

She's neve coming back is she :'(

AimlesslyPurposeful · 11/09/2015 00:02

I can not for the life of me work out what having "s willy off in the garden" means.

Seems he was doing it with a neighbour though so just trying to think what they could have been doing together.

A "kick off" or "tee off" perhaps? Bound to be balls involved.

Summerisle1 · 11/09/2015 00:41

I am weeping with mirth here. But sadly I see that we have still failed to get to the bottom of a willy off.

SilverNightFairy · 11/09/2015 02:07

This almost bringing back days of Rose Pettel and her hamwidges..

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 11/09/2015 02:16

Willy off. No idea.

Thegreatunslept · 11/09/2015 02:43

Op we need an explanation!