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DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

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4VeryBlondes · 07/09/2015 21:12

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

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bigsnugglebunny · 07/09/2015 21:47

I'm imagining this kind of scenario...

DH missed his parcel and is blaming me
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HemanOrSheRa · 07/09/2015 21:47

I have read through 4 pages and I'm still none the wiser but I am crying with laughter. What the hell is a willy off?!?

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Arkkorox · 07/09/2015 21:48

did he beat the neighbour with his willy Grin

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PuckyMup · 07/09/2015 21:48

I think this is just another way of saying a pissing contest?

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BankWadger · 07/09/2015 21:48

Sharon? Did they T-rex during their willy off or just throw some wine?

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Eminybob · 07/09/2015 21:49

Where is the op???

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MrsTerryPratchett · 07/09/2015 21:50

Is the OP out helping them measure?

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Prelude · 07/09/2015 21:50

I'm going to have to read the willy willy willy thread again now.

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HelsBels3000 · 07/09/2015 21:50

Hahahahahahah this has cheered up my boring Monday no end!

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ILiveOnABuildsite · 07/09/2015 21:51

I have 5% battery power left on my iPad and too lazy to go get charger, I need an answer soon! How much power does constant refreshing uses up?

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AnotherDame · 07/09/2015 21:51

Update please!

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TheCunnyFunt · 07/09/2015 21:51

This thread is brilliant :o :o

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AnyoneButAndre · 07/09/2015 21:52

I agree with pucky, I think it's just a quirky way of saying "pissing contest".

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duckbilled · 07/09/2015 21:52

Please come back op.

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guinnessgirl · 07/09/2015 21:52

Laughing so hard at 'Willy off' :-D

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NickNackNooToYou · 07/09/2015 21:54

Willy off...adds to list of things I've learnt from MN, although I do need a definition OP.

Bloody brilliant thread, I'm another one with tears rolling down my face Grin

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paulapompom · 07/09/2015 21:54

prelude is it wrongly that I really want a builder (anyone) to shout at me so that I can reply with 'willy willy willy ?

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JeffreysMummyisCross · 07/09/2015 21:55
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ScrambledSmegs · 07/09/2015 21:55

A willy-off? [agog]

Did he know you were in the bath? Did you know he was in the garden?It all sounds thoroughly disorganised to me.

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absolutelyloveit · 07/09/2015 21:55

No update at all? Bored now.

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blibblobblub · 07/09/2015 21:55

Oh my god I am snuffling and sniggering trying not to wake DD up.

Come on, OP. This better be good.

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babyiwantabump · 07/09/2015 21:55
Grin
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Theydontknowweknowtheyknow · 07/09/2015 21:56

Why isn't the OP coming back? This is willy starting to piss me off now..

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Nonnainglese · 07/09/2015 21:56

You have a tee off in hockey or golf, but using one's willy to do so is either bragging or desperation or kinky.......

Where are you OP?!

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Cloppysow · 07/09/2015 21:57

I quite fancy a willy off with one of my neighbours.

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