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DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

239 replies

4VeryBlondes · 07/09/2015 21:12

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

OP posts:
DrCoconut · 11/09/2015 04:43

This thread has made my pregnancy insomnia more bearable! I am crying with laughter while trying not to wake the entire family.

BumWad · 11/09/2015 05:20

Bumping and place marking.

BumWad · 12/09/2015 16:25

Why has the OP not returned?!

VimFuego101 · 12/09/2015 16:28

10 pages and still no explanation of the mysterious 'willy off'?

helenahandbag · 12/09/2015 16:58
Shambambolista · 13/09/2015 01:03

Willy off?! Come back Op!!

MuttonDressedAsGoose · 13/09/2015 05:23

Maybe someone should pm her and demand she come back!

Loulou000 · 15/09/2015 13:18

Have we seriously still not had an explanation of this? Outrageous! I need to know.

helenahandbag · 15/09/2015 13:25

This has been bugging me too.

Come back, OP!

blueandgreendots · 16/09/2015 10:35

Please come back OP.

This thread is the funniest thing I've read in ages and I NEED to know the precise definition of a "willy off"

Whereyourtreasureis · 16/09/2015 12:06

OP, come back please!! first ever shameless placemarking

What is the meaning of life?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
What is a Willy Off?

Just answer the last one and I'll sleep tonight

jobrum · 17/09/2015 22:34

We're never going to know, are we?

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary · 22/10/2015 21:23

WHAT IS A WILLY OFFFFFFF?!!!!

DadDadDad · 22/10/2015 23:05

To anyone else reading this: please do not post on this thread to ask the question LeftMy just asked. It just revives this thread and make us think the OP has finally come back to answer.

The next poster on here needs to be the OP or nobody Please just let it fade into obscurity... Sad

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