To ask you your secret vice?

[Sadit]

Mine is the daily mail.
I'm sorry.
It's free and it's funny.

Bacon flavour maize snacks. The cheaper the better.

donner meat.

you beat me though the OP. The DM????

I'm disgusted by all of you.

I would contribute, but I have no vices. At all. None.

Fizzy cola bottles. Daytime masturbation when I work from home.

Well as a cm I wouldn't advocate hipster vice

During the working day a lump of cheese dipped in mint sauce and by night a glass of red wine.

Great thread op.

Youtube beauty videos I watch them a lot when I'm relaxing.

well if we're bound by a duty of candour; I'm partial to the odd fifty bag at the weekend.

Playing that ridiculous Candy Crush game on my phone I don't send game requests on fb though. I have standards.

*sniffs haughtily

Watching other peoples Disney cruise holiday vacation videos on YouTube.

Americans are amazingly ott. I love them.

I actually cried with jealousy at one, they were a very beautiful family and obviously loaded.

the lucky bastards :(

Mills and Boon novels. Particularly the really bad ones.

I have many, but a few:-

Sweet and salty popcorn with a lovely large glass of red. An extensive collection of sex toys and a love of regularly watched porn. Smelly cheese. Watching any of the real housewives franchise back to back. All of them bring me joy

Sneaky googling of Kate Middleton. I get a small thrill when I evaluate I haven't done it in a while- "ooh I wonder what she'll have been up to!".

Must work on sexier/more disturbing vice.

Evaluate? Realise!

If I told you, then it wouldn't be secret.

Biting my toenails.

My Weekly and Womans Weekly remember my mum reading Womans Weekly (and Peoples Friend) when I was little. When I was having chemo I wanted a magazine to read during treatment. I'm not interested in celebrities and begrudge paying for pages of ads. One day I picked up Womans Weekly in the waiting room and was hooked, decent short stories, affordable fashion, interesting articles and under £1 to buy.

I'm also a secret DM reader. Some of the 'stories' they publish are hysterical.

Slash fiction, especially Arthur/Eames from Inception

Marina dont bother googling, just read the DM. It has at least 3 articles and 97 accompanying pictures of Kate Middleton every day.

I too read the DM, if you dont youre missing out. Yesterday there was an article about a pregnant woman in labour in China whose husband was taking her to the hospital on the back of his moped. When she got to there the doctors said there was no baby inside her. The woman said, 'oh I must have had it and it slipped out of my trouser leg' Apparently the found the baby, unharmed, 2 miles from the hospital on the side of the road. I bet all of you who dont read are feeling pretty silly right now.

Watching selected bits of Tom Hardy movies like an obsessed teenager.

Polygamy.

And beer.

@ the DM readers.

indeed WK.

We can fuck and snort peruvian marching powder with impudence.......but the DM appreciation contingent? for shame!

The Guardian letters page if I find it abandoned on a bus or train. Never mind ET, the aliens from another world are in touch with us . . .

Pastry goods

I'm a secret mner. Wouldn't tell anyone in rl.

ITS FREE!!!
I'm also a facebook fan (don't post much but always look at people's lives). And I too love mills and boon!
And sometimes I ignore my kids in favour of mumsnet (that happens a lot).