To ask you your secret vice?

[Sadit]

Mine is the daily mail.
I'm sorry.
It's free and it's funny.

Donner kebab.
Those horrid frozen ones that you nuke. DH thinks they are disgusting so a few times a year I buy a twin pack and secretly eat whilst he's at work.
Also, Nacho Dorritos, smell like sweaty feet but yummy with a fresh sour cream dip, also eaten in secret.

Yeah, I need some new vices.

I'm such a worrier though. I'd smoke one joint and then worry myself sick that I was going to become mentally ill.

Sigh. Is worrying a vice?

Stevie worrying about worrying maybe

These sound more like confessions than vices!

I have a stash of sex toys my DH knows nothing about. Because I'm selfish.

I miss my weekends of pills & coke since having children. Apart from the odd bit of weed I'm not sure I'll get the chance again.

And I love the sidebar of shame.

i Love this thread

the odd cig on a night out with my friends I clean my teeth and spray perfume on me before I go up to bed to dh

stalking on fb and twitter

reading the dm online

the odd strong painkiller, think they are codeine (still got loads from after I last had a baby) just makes me feel so chilled out and helps me sleep

used to do loads of coke and weed pre kids as well and maybe once or twice after

not that rock n roll really am i

Wedding programmes on the living channel and also america's next top model. (Although I don't feel as guilty about ANTM now as it's clear DH watches more closely than I thought).

Doritos cheese dip, super noodles, pasta n sauce. Not together obviously.

Dress up games online. Although if grown men can sit and play call of duty I refuse any guilt over dress up dollies!

Poldark, can't act but sooo beautiful

A sausage roll from Gregg's on the way home sometimes

Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Squeezing in growing hairs out (not so much now I have no time to get my bits waxed)
Picking my nose - I love a good rummage!
Daily Mail online (then slating FIL who buys it but believes it all to be true). I refuse to read the celebrity bit as I can't bear the necessity to show semi naked women for no reason whatsoever then take the moral high ground over the sun. At least the sun don't pretend it's in some way newsworthy!

I work in a very formal professional environment (think suits and high-pressure), and to relieve the pressure of being professional all the time when I'm in the bathrooms alone I amuse myself by making faces at myself in the mirror before putting the professional mask back on again.

Not really a vice but I really shouldn't as it's just a matter of time before someone catches me and I am branded the office weirdo

Oh I forgot to add that I love squeezing pimples. As I have so few of my own I squeeze dh's pimples and he always obliges - he's good like that.

When I'm driving alone and cross about something, I sing to the radio with my own made up sweary lyrics about the situation. Very cathartic and the struggle of getting rhymes quickly enough generally makes the problem seem sillier

Love this thread!

I talk to myself and make up full blown relationships in my head from beginning to end, with people i know and celebrities. When I'm depressed, I'll take to my head for a few days to see me through. I find any time I can to be alone and fully immerse myself in an imaginary world. Not a living soul knows that about me

I pick my nose, and love it.

I eat the skin on my fingers.

I stalk people to the extreme on the Internet (often people I barely know) to the point that when I talk to them, I'm not sure what they've previously told me or what I've dug up about them.

Straight Porn and slash :) I am quite partial to Eggsy and Harry atm, but Arthur/Eames is a good classic.
My 4am cigarette watching the light come in and the foxes roam in my street (and the drunks puke)
In time of really skewed sleep schedule, a nice fat joint.
Currently teasing a married man that I will never touch.

And the DM.

To many to mention, These are some of the tame ones

Pickled onion space Raiders
Secret share size chocolate bars
Latex, butt plugs and bondage
Geordie shore (God I love it)
McDonald's
Eating peanut butter from the jar atleast once a day
Rounds upon rounds of hot buttered toast
Facebook stalking exes

sweet valley high books I kept from my youth

I'm a terrible two faced gossip and used to be an awful cunt for the drugs Aswel

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Secret cigs out the back door.

I also miss taking the odd eccie.( i don't have the time to recover anymore and the comedowns are awful)

I flirt outrageously when I'm drunk but have never ever cheated on my partner nor do I intend to. I just love a good flirt.

Marshmallow fluff with a spoon.

I love watching real housewives but fucking hate the kardashians.

i love watching make up tutorials on youtube and also sewing videos.

I love looking on rightmove at all the houses I can't afford, imagining I've won a million pounds and considering which one I'd buy.

I love a bit of codeine.

Scrabble on FB
Really trashy novels on my kindle
Reece's Peanut Butter cups
Made In Chelsea
Stalking old boyfriends online
I'm also partial to a reductions sugary, multicoloured cocktail with umbrellas, cherries on sticks and the like.

I'm old enough to know better.

Online gaming, ones that you have to build things on. I've been playing Clash of Clans for over a year and have an amazing base . Would never admit to it IRL.

Most programmes on TLC. I love the wedding ones, extreme coupon img and Real Housewives, especially Atlanta.