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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask you your secret vice?

224 replies

Sadit · 24/06/2015 23:59

Mine is the daily mail.
I'm sorry.
It's free and it's funny.

OP posts:
sparklewater · 25/06/2015 11:10

If I want to binge eat chocolate I chew it all up and spit it out into a plastic bag. I wouldn't particularly class that as a vice, but I'd be REALLY embarrassed if someone caught me doing it!

reni1 · 25/06/2015 11:13

Is it as satisfying as swallowing, sparkle?

PenguindreamsofDraco · 25/06/2015 11:21

Slash fiction. Particularly Harry/Draco.

Althouh I inadvertently outed myself to my parents at dinner a few weeks ago, which provided an entertaining discussion Grin

TillHammerZeit · 25/06/2015 11:24

Fanfiction. Particuarly slash fanfic,and especially Band slash.

Chillyegg · 25/06/2015 11:24

Watching spot/abscess popping videos on youtube. Confused

Donner meat

Oooooo a very rare cig. Blush

ghostyslovesheep · 25/06/2015 11:27

Aldi Cider - £2.30 for 4 cans and it's yummy

also

Made In Chelsea Blush

TapDancingPimp · 25/06/2015 11:29

Carry On movies Blush

Those vile Bernard Matthews turkey drummers.

Cake mix (ie raw and uncooked in the mixing bowl!)

JacquesHammer · 25/06/2015 11:31

Well I'm sleeping with someone I shouldn't be.

Regularly.

And its fucking awesome

It was a one night stand. Last August Grin

19lottie82 · 25/06/2015 11:32

Watching spot/abscess popping videos on youtube.

Yup I like these too. And the ones with HUGE lumps of ear wax being removed. yum.

sparklewater · 25/06/2015 11:33

I don't know really - it works for me though. You get all the lovely taste and I've never eaten a chocolate bar because I was hungry so it's not like they fill you up anyway!

Mrsjayy · 25/06/2015 11:34

Onion ring crisps cheaper the better

toddlers and tiaras i know its wrong but i cant help it

PeppermintPasty · 25/06/2015 11:34

TOWIE, and candy crush.

FML.

Sothisishowitfeels · 25/06/2015 11:37

Pepsi max i am addicted to it.

pixieg1rl · 25/06/2015 11:41

Jaques Hammer that one made me smile!

stevienickstophat · 25/06/2015 11:44

I do have a crush on a female work colleague. Is that more interesting?

1NicolaB · 25/06/2015 11:44

America's Next Top Model. Or any of the spin offs from other countries. Though I do prefer the original american one.

Googling (or Facebook stalking) random people I used to know. But surely everyone does that don't they??

Roundles · 25/06/2015 11:50

Always wanted this to be asked!! Mine is hotels. Staying in hotels. Doesnt have to be fancy(but would be amazing if it was) can be a travel inn or a b and b, I just love it!! Love checking in, mini unpacking,breakfast... The whole experience. If I had spare income i would regularly just pop off for weekends and hotel up. Dream stay in the langham in London ...

TapDancingPimp · 25/06/2015 12:13

I love that too, Roundles. In fact I'd happily stay in a hotel every weekend if I could afford it.

SorchaN · 25/06/2015 12:21

Toast with butter and raspberry jam.
Not much of a vice really, except I'm not supposed to eat wheat (not celiac, other reasons).
I have extensive fantasies about bread.
Having read this thread, I am going to try sparklewater's technique, but with toast! Grin

swimmerforlife · 25/06/2015 12:26

DM sidebar
Coronation Street
Twitter
Celebrity Juice
Melted cheese in a bowl Blush

BadLlama · 25/06/2015 12:51

Name change test...

BadLlama · 25/06/2015 12:52

Ok, here goes...

Mysoginistic pornography.
Sexting dhs friends.

haveabreakhaveakitkat · 25/06/2015 12:55

BadLlama those are very BAD. Elaboration please Grin

BadLlama · 25/06/2015 13:01

Sexting may be over egging the pudding. But some very rambunctious flirting goes on. Only by text though. I am a model of virtue and goodness when meeting people in person.

Chillyegg · 25/06/2015 13:02

Badlama Shock tell us moreGrin

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