To ask you your secret vice?

[Sadit]

Mine is the daily mail.
I'm sorry.
It's free and it's funny.

Watching videos of rugby punch ups on YouTube. I am ashamed of how bloodthirsty I get

Kendra on top

Beard- do you masterbate with the fizzy cola bottles ?? ... Reminds me of something I did in the eighties with alkaseltzer

Daily mail- I buy it !!! (For the mag on Sunday) yes it's totes funny

There's a fab Urbex video of Camelot theme park (a couple actually) but one with three young lads on is brill.

Glitz I often stuff food into my mouth in the hope to be never found out by dc however they have a nose of a fox I tell you!

Mummy, are you chewing something? I can smell chocolate? Why can I smell chocolate? Are YOU eating chocolate??? Can I have one pleeeeeeease...

Vesta Chow Mein. Made from carpet sweepings and old toe nails, but I love them, specially when I'm a bit under the weather (probably from eating shit like this )

Mycar several nasty ass foods from poundland get me by when I'm BFIng my teething baby ... unbranded marshmallow fluff, scampi fries, Maggi noodles...

I have an incredibly intellectual academic-at-elite-university friend who is secretly addicted to Take a Break. She buys it furtively in a newsagents' round the corner from work terrified someone will see her .

I fucking love woo shit. Runes, tarot, crystals. I can browse for hours in a magik supplies shop ( may have accidentally spent ££££ when I discovered a new one near my work the other week)

In real life i am a scientist

NO ONE can know.

Daily Mail website
Cheap supermarket croissants with cheddar cheese
YouTube beauty videos
19 kids and counting
youtube cooking videos (I never make any of the dishes)

oh i love yours wintersmith....hahahahaha!

Nothing major from me, just a bit of a binge eater really.

I smoke and drink, nothing major really. But I do wish I was a bit more adventurous, never took drugs etc, fear im a little too sensible sometimes!

I had a drunken one night stand with a colleague last year. He is married.
I made it clear the next morning that it was a drunken mistake not to be repeated but he has been flirty with me since and asked if I fancied round two. I said maybe if I was drunk enough...

I surf bestgore.com

I also watch those Russian car crash vids on YouTube.

I like gore and violence

Wintersmith Yy. And tacky woo decor. Dh had to drag me out of the tat shops in glastonbury.

Deck I struggle telling her I'm not eating anything with crumbs oozing out. One of my favourite lies is to say it's something like bread, knowing she won't ask for some. But yes kiddies have an amazing sense of smell for sugar!

Serial adulter

Donner Kebabs and World of Warcraft .

Also Hay Day and a slightly ott Mads Mikkelsen obsession .

I work from home. Some days I work in the morning, my lover comes round and we fuck until it's time to do the school run.

I am loving this thread!

I have a bit of a habit of looking up people's houses on Rightmove (not just for the price, also to have a 'look around'. Yes I am that nosy.)

I once had it off with my physiotherapist, on the bed thing in the consulting room, after a knee op. So I was already only in knickers for the bottom half....

Not really a vice, more of a confession

He was about 20 years older than me and a grandad. Sexy though.

The supply Chemistry teacher at work. He leaves next week, he thinks I'm really helpful. He is very hot. He is moving to the college my DS is going to , and likely to teach him. I might already have told him I think he is hot. I know my son will do this in September .

I miss taking ecstasy, just find it too much of a worry now I have dc still partake in some cocaine though

My secret vice is the huge amount of smug pleasure I get in knowing that my DH's best friend is in love with me.

I've always known he's had a very soft spot for me but a few years ago he confessed he'd been in love with me since he first met me over 15 years ago

He's always been a complete gentleman and never behaved inappropriately towards me at all. And I am very happily married to DH and would never be unfaithful to him.

But he loves me and it's rather flattering. He's also married and I have no idea if his wife suspects anything. DH is oblivious by the way.

Yes, wherearenydragons, yes.

Cartoon pornography, though not the stuff with well known characters in it.