To ask you your secret vice?

[Sadit]

Mine is the daily mail.
I'm sorry.
It's free and it's funny.

I love my Facebook :) how the heck did she not notice a baby coming out and falling on the road? What about the cord? ...off to buy daily mail

No no ellimam you stuck to you daily sport, don't buy the daily mail because your now interested!

Sex.

Seriously, there is nothing i love more

(not a complete secret though, DH is well aware)

DM online is my secret vice purely to torture myself with stories and pictures of KKardashian's bottom which intrigues me as it is the size of a small country, yet she seems to like it.

MN - my guy mates just wouldn't get it, but I love it!

And anal.

Ooh yes! The kardashians! I love them!

YY to the kardashians. In fact my obsession with them is not that secret. People at work know. (It amazes me I have a fairly decent job still ...)

Linked with the above is the Daily Mail too. For the showbiz column down the right hand side. The DM may have certain views but you have to admit they know how to sell the banal life of a celebrity that I'm not really clear on. Except the kardashians. I know all the kardashians. Including middle names.

I can't stand the Kardashians but have this obssession with following Kim and pics of her arse. I look at it with complete incredulity that she wears such tight figure hugging clothes, I am morbidly fascinated by it but don't know why. I often wonder if I would be a bottom man if I were male. Weird me I mean

The Kardashians
Rich Kids of Beverley Hills
19 Kids and Counting
Crisp sandwiches in crap white bread
Eating in the bath

I like to look at photos of the royal family, they fascinate me so I too occasionally regularly, dip into DM online. I wouldn't call myself a DM reader because it's not a news site you read, it's picture heavy for a reason.
Yes, I am thoroughly ashamed of myself.

One cigarette after Ds has gone to bed.

Eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

BAD me. But oh so therapeutic .

Reading dodgy urban fantasy novels. Family/friends etc all read very respectable literature, but I think there's nothing better than a trashy, easy to read, fun story. Preferably in the bath, with chocolate.

The Jeremy Kyle Show

I love doner meat with loads of salad and chili and garlic sauce.

I must be the queen of vices. Here are a few that shame me quite nicely -

DM
Those Bacon fries that you get in a pub- I send my DP out to get some of these several times a week & could eat them all day every day.
The Kardashians
Any celebrity that has just had or is having a baby. I love the pictures, finding out names etc.
Neighbours
Youtube make up tutorials.
Fifty shades, Bared to you etc etc - I love them.

Off to name change & hide now

Oh stinkingbishop me too! DH caught me recently and was horrified.

I love Cadburys eclairs. Since DD (2) can't eat them, I hide them and eat when she's not looking or in bed :)

MN and Tetris. Both procrastination, basicallly!

MN
The Lady Cheeky porn site
The DM sidebar of shame
Being spanked
Sex toys
Biscuits (am supposed to be gluten free)
Kate Moss - I love looking at pictures of her
Don't Tell The Bride
Endless Friends re-runs

My life is basically one big secret vice.

Jeremy Kyle
Daily Mail.

Know your enemy!

Daily Mail for me as well

I was full of hope opening this thread, alas nothing truly juicy. Anybody got a REAL vice? You know, one that will make people gasp.

Vodka after the school run? Serial adultery, preferably with a hugely inappropriate partner (child's teacher, BIL etc), poisoning dogs in the park?

food! I could 'happily' (you know aside from the guilt and self loathing that tends to follow) binge eat all day. I've lost loads of weight in the last 18 months but the binging never really stops for long, I still attend SW and some weeks I basically just spend making up for the previous weeks off day. Such a waste of time and money, in theory my weight it kind of maintaining but it reality it's lurching from binging to deprivation. I am a total sugar addict and once I get the head on will actually eat sugar out the bag if I can't find anything else in

Reading while ignoring everything/everyone else.

So heaven for me is some sort of buffet in a library with comfy chairs....

I'm assuming the DM readers mean the website? I thought everyone read that! It's journalism / writing / research skills are horrendous tho! I think it's American journos trying to write for a UK market? Some of the stories make no sense and read like they were written by a 13 year old on work experience!

Impractical Jokers. I love it and am madly in love with Sal!