To ask you your secret vice?

[Sadit]

Mine is the daily mail.
I'm sorry.
It's free and it's funny.

The Jeremy Kyle Show

TOWIE and cheese strings

Wikipedia's definition: Vice: Vice is a practice, behavior, or habit generally considered immoral, sinful, depraved, or degrading in the associated society

Common, there must be more interesting stuff than biscuits and tv among us mnetters?

I once improvised some icing for rhubarb cupcakes by whipping up custard powder, icing sugar and double cream. It was sweet, yellow and surprisingly moreish.

now I sometimes secretly make it in a ramekin and eat it for pudding.

Other than that, my horse and I perform in satanic ritual ceremonies at the weekends.

not really

Kebabs when I'm sober. I make out to people how horrified I am by them but I secretly love a juicy lamb doner no salad of course fresh () from a kebab shop. I have about 6 kebab shops within 10 minutes walking distance from home. Gotta love London

Croissants, pain au raisins, cinnamon swirls, all those breakfast pastry type cakes. They're gorgeous and so unhealthy

That's more like it, DialMforMildred. The horse, not the custard pudding.

plastic cheese

Knitting

The Daily Mail
A sneaky cigarette when DH is away on business. While he is on trips I allow myself 1 a day after DD has gone to bed (I officially quit about 10 years ago)

Absolutely filthy carry-on here

where to start:-
sausage sandwiches
battered sausages
chips with peppered sauce
garlic pizzas from aldi
daily mail
blind gossip
KUWTK
oh the filth!

Condensed milk from a tube. If anyone knows where to buy it, please don't tell me as I limit myself to a couple a year bought in Calais.

Daily Mail comments, pepperami, Dance Moms, marshmallow fluff from jar, Night Nurse and Take a Break. I'm not short on secret vices turns out.

Oh and basically anything you can buy in Greggs.

Extreme horror novels and films. Jack Kilborn, Matt Shaw, August Underground kind of stuff. It's not secret from people who know me well but I don't want everyone knowing in case they think I'm depraved.

Cheesy Whotsits. And Pom Bears.
Can eat a whole 6 pack between supermarket and home - 10 min drive

This thread suggests that the real women's sins/vices of today are not petty crime/adultery/sacrificing babies at the full moon, but mostly about eating unhealthy food!

Made in Chelsea. Don't tell DP though, he'd disown me!

And deep fried pizza, although I've not had one in a long time!

Worse than DM?

I have fantasies about killing off my neighbours excessively yappy dog.
I wouldn't do it because it's not the animal's fault but...
I also fantasise about infecting his garden with Japanese Knotweed, water ballooning his car with paint stripper, reporting his catering business to EH for letting the dog in the kitchen...
Oh all sorts of nasty and appalling revenge for his twattishness.

The Daily Mail, pictures of Kate Moss (waves at stevie), googling exes and their wives, smoking weed, sex toys and masturbating.

Recently I have developed an unhealthy obsession with Olly Alexander from Years and Years. I watch videos of him A LOT and have pre-ordered a signed copy of their album. This is ridiculous as I am a 43 year old mother of three and he is a gay manboy (but so beautiful).

Reni1

Common [sic], there must be more interesting stuff than biscuits and tv among us mnetters?

We did polygamy and drugs on page 1!

What do you expect - suburban MNers prostituting themselves to relieve afternoon ennui? Ritual sacrifice?

Yes, Wankstein, that was the sort of level. I missed the polygamy. But I have most of the pps vices (we probably all do), they are minor transgressions of a goody two shoe. God I'm boring, but at least I am not the only one .

imagining suburban mnetters ritual sacrifices now

And thank you for pointing out the auto-correct for c'mon